Cookie Monster award: Craig is back! Funniest scene of the week!
Head vs Heart award: Audrey's head say NO but her heart is leaning to YES.
Freeloader award: Too right Tracy should pay her half of the mortgage, and even if they were happily married, she should!
Green Eyed, Posessive Monster award: Kirsty's at it again.
Shortest Job Ever award: Job offered, job rescinded without even starting! That's Gobzilla Barlow all over!
Stepmother Fail award: Carla picking Simon up at the schoolyard, while she was tipsy.
Out of the mouths of babes: Amy telling Steve that Grandma says Grandad is a know it all. (snort... they hear everything don't they?)
Digging your own hole award: Owen isn't helping persuade anyone to his team. At all. Every time he opens his gob he's digging himself in deeper and proving Katy right.
Typical Kylie fashion shout out: "I love chaos"
Lines of the Week:
Gail to Audrey "I don't want you turning up on my doorstep at midnight with a gin bottle in one hand and a box of tissues in the other"
Steve "I was borderline alert!"
Owen "Two words... Dead. Fish."
Anna to Owen "Most of the time you're a lovely, lovely man but sometimes your mask slips and there's a right nasty piece of work in front of me" (That's Owen in a nutshell)
Chesney to Owen "You don't want to help. You want to control!!!"
Frank "Peter, can I help you?" Peter "Only by dropping dead"
Tyrone "At least with a car you get a manual"
Lewis to Kylie "David's wife? Shouldn't you be throwing drinks over me instead of buying them?"
Frank (with vaguely disguised contempt) to Sally "Loathe as I am to pass up on frozen chicken balls..."
Carla to Sally "What are you? the new time clock? Because I'll happily punch myself in!"
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