Not Guilty Yer'Onner: Relieved Star: Nick isn't at fault, it was faulty equipment caused the explosion. Probably doesn't make him feel any better, though.
Homer Simpson award: Gold Star: Doh, did John really think he'd not be recognized at Charlotte's funeral? And why didn't he just tell Charlotte's parents he was going to his own Mum and Dad's for Christmas?
Crossed the Line award: Platinum Star: Tracy Barlow of course. She crossed every line there is and she did it to cause as much trouble as she could!
Gold Star: Becky. Steve was right to be so angry. He thought his last wife was a loose cannon!
Slip of the tongue award: Gold Star: Amy overheard Becky tell Claire she paid for Max.
Bad taste award: Gold Star: Ken gave Simon a tram (ok train, but it looked like a tram) for Christmas! (oops!)
Phrase of Doom award: "She's hardly going to come round on Christmas Eve, all guns blazing, is she?" Of course she is!
Lines of the week:
Becky "They're freeing murderers for Christmas?"
Fiz to John "Top 10 ways to spot a liar. I thought i wouldn't need it anymore" (more fool you)
Julie "Kevin's faaaace..." Izzy "...Deserves smashin' in!"
Kevin "I've nowhere else to go" (Um. your favourite motel, perhaps?)
Steve to Becky "I don't think i want to be married to you anymore" (and can you blame him?)
Steve "I never said i wanted a divorce" (No? ... see above)
Lloyd "Divorce lawyers love January. Busiest time of the year" (looks like there could be a few of them needed!)
Janice about Kevin "He was having an affair because she was half his age and he thought he could get away with it" (That's it in a nutshell)
Rosie "Nobody understands how hard it is being me!
Eddie "I thought the army was meant to make a man of you not a surly thug"
Charlotte's mother "I'd like her to be reincarnated as a stray cat. Then one day she could wander in here and I could feed her milk and fishy treats." (eh?)
All that shouting and posturing minutes after getting out of the taxi wasn't even classic Tracy, it was embarassing! And why was she making out that she didn't know what happened to everyone? Wouldn't Deirdre have rang her or got a letter to her to make sure she knew all the news.
Best scene: Ciaran on a mission to mistletoe every woman in the pub and Steve grabbing him for a big kiss!!
