How much trouble can booze cause? award: Wine star: Sean and Michelle up to mischief; Ken, Deirdre, Audrey and Lewis having the dinner party from hell.I Need A Man award: Horny star: Julie! Dear heavens, she's drooling over almost anything in trousers these days! Runner up: Deirdre lusting after Lewis.
Hates to lose control of the situation award: Gold Star: Chris, Cheryl's husband
Silver Star: Mary.
He's Back, Beardless, and even More Gorgeous award: Gold Star: Too Tall Trev. Wow.Suck Up award (In conjunction with an award for massively underestimating Carla): Gold Star: Nick. Carla's back so he's giving the workers a bonus and being nice but he's up against a formidable force so he's sucking in Leanne as well.
Silver star: Chris for promising Cheryl: "It won't happen again"
Fashion award of the week: Eileen's paper crown!
Lines of the Week:
Roy: "Enjoy yourself." Hayley: "I'm not sure that's on the itinerary."
Cheryl: "I probably deserved it." (Oh that makes my blood chill!)
Ken: "Food isn't important, Deirdre, conversation is!" (But when the shoe was on the other foot, Ken was changing the subject!)Sean: "Fat men in lycra, Julie, if i want to see that I'll pop down to the YMCA!" Lewis to Deirdre: "You are a very naughty girl!" (And doesn't she love it!)
Sean about Natasha: "Do I detect a faint whiff of desperation in the breeze?" JaniceL "More like a stench!" (what have I been telling you all along?)
Trev (and Leanne) to Carla: "Play nice."
Carla: "There's nothing like loyalty. And this is nothing like it!"
Natasha: "I need to put me face on." David: "Borrow one of his (Nick's)"
A feast for my eyes! Ciaran!
