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Saturday, 19 March 2022

Coronation Street Episode Review Friday 18 March 2022


This episode commenced with the McDonalds at breakfast at Number One with Amy seeking to "spend time with her family" over lunch at the Bistro - providing that Steve paid.  What was amazing was that Debbie was offering a three course lunch for £12 including a drink; someone please give Debbie a proper story and a proper price list please.  When the McDonalds do gather at the Bistro, Amy arrives with *drum roll* Jacob on her arm.  Steve convinces Tracy to stay with the old reverse psychology trick. 

Leanne's arrival destroys the friendly atmosphere as she continues to believe that Jacob is the devil incarnate.  Amy and Jacob share a very public and extende display of affection before Jacob leaves, feeling that the antagonism has simply become too much. 

Outside, he comes across former friend and assistant drug mule Simon.  Jacob may have cleaned up his act but Simon's cutting tongue (allegedly and off screen he may have referred to Amy as "a slag") leads to Jacob delivering a sharp punch and Simon acquiring a bloody nose.


Adam spends most of the episode apparently smelling like a brewery (without "Smell-o-vision" I have to take the word of those sharing scenes with Adam) having spent the night on Daniel's sofa, arriving at 4am and wanting Daniel to go clubbing with him!  Bertie's sleep was much disturbed.  Adam tries to convince Sarah of the illogicality of believing Lydia over him - but all Sarah can think about is being given a new oven for her present.  Lydia pops into the factory to interrupt some nonsense from Kirk over the carboard boxes disintegrating in the rain and to allow her to collect a few personal belongings.  Lydia tries to apologise to Sarah but it does not go well.  As she leaves, Adam sees her in t'Street and rails at her over the court summons to pay for the costs of repairing her furniture.  Adam tells Lydia she "will get her (just desserts) for lying".  Lydia promises Adam that he will never see her again and she leaves.  Sarah observes this exchange and notes that Lydia appears defeated.  At Daniel's suggestion Adam wants Sarah to go and talk to Lydia - at the same time Carla is also telling Sarah that Lydia's story about Adam being a threatening presence is hard to believe.  Sarah agrees and goes to find Lydia.  On her return she is confronted by Adam - but it seems Lydia and son have disappeared, seen leaving with suitcases.  


Toyah and Imran remain concerned for their new foster child - Abi, not Elsie.  Kev is not completely over Abi even now and takes it well when Imran approaches him over the legal requirement to provide maternity pay - which Kev immediately agrees to sort.  Ty however is less positive and voices his opinion, so later Imran advises Abi that she will probably need to find a new employer post maternity leave.  

R'Toyota is also being a helpful angel as she has found a flat at the magic new "Weatherfield Precinct" and has paid a deposit and initial rent (only a loan - Abi to repay it when she can afford it) so that Abi and Alfie have somewhere to live.  Toyah assures her that every family needs a home.

[If you want a 5 minute diversion try this: https://modernmooch.com/2018/03/28/shopping-precincts-uk/ ].  

Strangest scene of all was Aggie telling Toyah that she had not see Abi at the hospital as she was busy with broken bones; where do they repair broken bones on a maternity ward?  Obviously the writer has never been inside a hospital!


Maria is still pursuing her council election (the vote is next week) - but gets completely overshadowed when the competition, Bernard Barnes (played by Derren Litten) turns up with some Wethy County players!  He is backing the new roads and County training ground - and the press present lap it up (above).  

Gary is being the dutiful house husband as Maria seeks to doorstep all of the local voters.

Michael Bailey remains out of sorts as his (admittedly underpowered) brain tries to process Grace's behaviour towards the family, and Glory in particular.  Aggie decides that the solution is to hold a small family party for Glory's first birthday.  The party goes well and the Bailey family all seem happy for a change.


Once Amy knows why Jacob punched Simon she tells her parents who do not believe that Simon would say such things about his cousin and then Amy tells Leanne, in front of Simon, who does not deny his words.  Steve arrives at the Bistro and refuses to tell Simon off and then he goes into "Dad mode" and issues an ultimatum - it's either her family or the boyfriend.  No surprise then, as we end with Amy phoning home to explain that she has moved in with Jacob.  Amy says it is basic but nice.  Amy explains that Simon insulted her and no-one believed her and only Jacob defended her.  As ever Tracy is convinced that the entire problem is Steve's fault.

Written by Damon Alexis-Rochefort and Alasdair Morrison.  Directed by Pip Short.

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Saturday, 15 January 2022

Coronation Street Episode Review Friday 14 January 2022


Happy New Year - a little late but my first episode review of 2022.  Much of tonight was taken up by Joseph being on the run.  Early on when Hope was so upset that she could not face going to school,  I thought Evelyn was on the point of rumbling the body hidden in the attic - but she let me down - missing out on Hope eating at least three lots of breakfast.  And then we were led to think the body would be discovered by the house valuer who reckons the place might be worth £175k if they were lucky or £150k for a quick sale.  (That is a really wide variation and have they forgotten that the cladding is hiding weakened brickwork and it might fall down if the cladding is removed? - I thought so too!).  Hope pretended Cerberus had gone missing so that she was left to her own devices and threw Joseph (in one of her hoodies) out of the house with all his possessions (above).  Chesney undertakes a TV appeal for his lost son and Dev starts a fund raiser to provide a reward for anyone finding the missing child.  Hope goes briefly missing as well - and checks up that Joseph has not vanished completely.

Alya and Zeedan are persona non-grata at Speed Daal or anywhere else; relations with Yasmeen are completely ruptured and I think the makeover of the restaurant means it looks a lot better (when will Nina's Noodles get the makeover it so desperately needed?  I suspect the H&S inspectors might not give it a 5 star rating at the moment).  Stu tries to get Yasmeen to make up with the grandchildren and admits to having a wife and children - Yasmeen suggests he should get in touch with them.  Yasmeen however finds the perfect home for the dirty money, donating £29k to the reward fund.


Now that Summer and Amy have repaired their friendship the latter is seeking assistance with her UCAS personal statement - although it does not seem to be going very far.  Amy wants some of the sweets she knows Summer has hidden somewhere - but Summer says they have gone to the shelter.  Amy has a hospital appointment later and Amy is going with her and Summer assures Billy that she has it all under control (referring to her diabetes).  At the hospital the nurse downloads Summer's test results and apparently she missed one last night - she forgot, apparently.  But otherwise the readings are in order.  Leaving the hospital they cross paths with Jacob, apparently now a "former drug dealer", with his right arm in a sling as payment for leaving Sharon's gang - he wants to know how Kelly is (above).

Pleasingly, all is well with Sophie, and Sally is more concerned over the missing flowers - the ones Tim bought for Aggie - so Tim lies and tells Sally they were for a retiring cab driver she did not know.  And from a campaign leaflet Sally finds that Maria knows about the new Weatherfield County training ground plans, as Tim told Gary!  Tim has to admit his need for a heart triple bypass operation to Peter Barlow who adds to the pressure on Tim to tell Sally - but the latter is waiting for the right moment and he cannot deal with all the crying and fuss.  When he gets home Tim accidentally smashes what I think was a wedding photo.


Gordon the delivery man not only wants Shona to check off the delivery in detail but also wants a sup of special tea and the chance to tell his stories to a new audience.  Shona however is not that keen and sends him on his way after two cups of tea, telling him his stories are boring, although Gordon threatens that Rita will put her straight later as he is a well-known raconteur in the trade.  Shona confesses her actions to Rita who offers her support saying she has wanted to rein in Gordon a number of times.  There is something odd going on.  All of these and the previous scenes were outside the Kabin.  No shopkeeper would be outside the shop taking delivery because of the thieving kids shoplifting inside - so what is wrong inside the Kabin?


In Victoria gardens Max is studying his phone whilst Summer, Asha and Amy discuss meeting Jacob; they don't believe he has changed and think he remains a nasty piece of work.  Amy grabs Max's phone to find he has a picture up someone's skirt - which Summer recognises as it's her!  Amy applies pressure to everyone to get it reported - but Summer does not want to know.  Max refuses to take it at all seriously so Amy is determined to take action and get the person who took the photo suspended.  Summer refuses to tell Billy what is going on and when she gets indoors and once Billy has gone out she gets out a very large bar of chocolate (above).


In the Rovers, Maria and Sally argue over the leaflet Maria has been circulating which being waste paper is anti-ecological.  Maria gets so wound up that (above) she accuses Sally of taking back-handers from the Weatherfield County developers.  After several minutes of this, Jenny chides both of them as a missing child is far more important and if they want to argue they should go and do it at the Flying Horse.  They glare at each other.  When she gets home Sally is not in the right mood for Tim to tell her anything.


Clint, Bernie's dishwasher-selling friend, hears about the reward fund and runs across Hope who was bringing Joseph back to the Street.  He takes them into the ginnel of doom and Hope demands £100 each to play along with his plan to say that he found Joseph in the industrial park (above).  Meanwhile Chesney has reached the conclusion that Joseph is never going to come home.  Clint takes Joseph home and Joseph falls asleep in Chesney's arms on the sofa.  And you know that Clint? Gemma used to braid his hair when she was little!


All a bit by the numbers tonight.  Will the police work out that Clint did not find Joseph?  Will Hope's behaviour come to light?  Will Amy bring down the "up skirter"?  Will Summer survive her chocolate overdose?  Will Tim tell Sally?  Is Gordon the new Derek?  Has Jacob reformed?  Can Yasmeen and Stu make it up with their families?  All these and many more questions will be answered in future episodes - possibly!

Written by David Isaac and Simon Crowther.  Directed by Afia Nkrumah.

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Sunday, 28 November 2021

Coronation Street Episode Review Friday 26 November 2021


Kelly is sleeping rough on the Streets and has told Stu to get lost so it is no surprise when a passing drug dealer offers her something to make life easier.  She turns him down and later he is chased off by the returning Jacob (you remember Jacob [above] - he dragged little Simon into drug dealing and whom later Harvey Wallbanger wall-banged into hospital when he worked out that Jacob was ripping off the drugs he was supplying).  Jacob, some nine months, later appears to have fully recovered and warns Kelly off the first dealer who is delivering "spice" [Spice was banned in 2016].  Stu then turns up and Jacob departs leaving Kelly some tea.  She phones (how has her phone got any charge?) the first dealer and given by her wobbliness later has had the free sample as offered by the dealer.

Roy's departure is mentioned briefly and Nina has added more vegan options to the menu - I have mentioned recently that Roy's Rolls set is looking particularly worn so can I hope for a makeover - "Nina's Noodles" perhaps?  In the meantime I think someone needs to look at Roy's pricing as I am not convinced that Nina can make any money at the prices quoted on the boards.


Elsewhere Grace Vickers (remember her - Michael's ex and mother to Glory) is constantly arranging for the Bailey family to provide childcare - as Aggie alleges so that she can down expensive cocktails in a variety of City Centre bars.  Grace responds that she would not need to get some relief from childcare if the sofa in her free house was comfortable!  After some discussion Aggie agrees to fund a new sofa.  Much later Grace is enjoying a drink in the Rovers as Michael is looking after his daughter.   When she hears that Bernie wants to make Gemma's front room look better. Grace (above) makes it clear that for the right price she will soon be able to sell a new sofa.  


"Influencers" are not people who have had the flu jab.  They are people who understand these ever newer methods of communication whereby you post a few pictures looking great and everyone rushes out to look the same.  Daisy is getting an online following.  Apparently she is posting pictures of her and Bertie and not making anything clear in the captions; so firstly she is appearing to be single, then she is appearing to be a parent - which of course makes her a single parent and of course everyone is amazed at how impressive she and the cute baby look.  So an "upmarket" baby clothes family sends over the latest collection in the expectation that she will dress up Bertie and undertake some of her impressive photo skills to give the brand a boost.  Which might be well and good if she had bothered to tell her "on" (but not public) boyfriend Daniel about it.  Which she does eventually and so he storms off and they are "off".  When he gets back to the flat they have a good old argument (and as my good lady wife pointed out she remembers Ken saying some very similar things to one Denise Osbourne) - before inevitably the passions are aroused and judging by the above they are back "on" (but not in public).


We are served a brief reminder that it is a year since Oliver left us and Steve, Leanne (above with most of the contents of Preston's Petals) and Nick are doing shift duties at the cemetery today.  This lead Abi to be one of the Sam sitters as she looks after the lad with Jack for a while.


Zeedan is still laundering cash (George and Eileen's meal - the former calls the latter "Eyelash") for his "former" father-in-law who is harassing Zeedan down the phone every chance he gets.  But he cannot take the daal van to a craft fair so needs to use the Speed Daal till; to minimise watching eyes he sends Yasmeen, Alya and Ryan for a spa day but Ryan returns and almost catches Zeedan in the money spin cycle (above) but Zeedan just about gets away with it - suspicions have been aroused I suspect.  Especially when he sees Hashim harassing Zeedan in Vicky Gardens.  


Kevin feels that he and Abi need to break the constant cycle of talking and thinking about guns, Harvey, Seb, Kelly, Corey, Nina, Asha, Sam and Natasha.  Abi unwisely tries to get Sam talking by playing a game with him and Jack (who is about a foot taller than Abi these days).  When this fails to get Sam talking she eventually accepts the need to get away - as Kev puts it so romantically above and which they manage without quite crossing the rehabilitation of Kelly!


Ah yes.  Kelly.  Stu popped round to Nina's Noodles and tries to get Nina to rethink her position but Asha chases him off.  In these episodes Stu seems to have forgotten to cough - but we all know that he is not well don't we?  Kelly is staggering around and finds a mixed group of teenagers drinking and asks them for money.  One of them offers her money if she debases herself by begging (and by implication, worse).  Nina having rethought is walking along the same area and she can see Kelly being shouted at by the teen group as one of them pours a can of beer over Kelly.  We get flashbacks for Nina (in panic mode) of the night she and Seb were the object of pointless shouting and the violence which followed.  Eventually Nina (after calling the police she alleges) finds her voice and tells them to leave Kelly alone (above).  She gets her own abuse (back to the graveyard and similar) but she finds the strength to stand her ground and the group back off as police sirens sound and they walk away leaving Kelly having to find words to say just how sorry and thankful she is.  Nina admits that she has had time to think and with a wave of the wand Kelly is spirited to Alahan House and takes up the residence offered several weeks ago.

More seriously Nina was close to a panic attack earlier.  Tonight alone in Roy's Rolls she is expecting Asha who is late and is clearly exhibiting further symptoms of panic and all we can ask "is she about to feel further long term effects from the past few months?"

Tonight was written by Susan Oudot and directed by Clive Arnold.

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Sunday, 14 March 2021

Corrie Comicals week ending 12 March 2021


Ken is extolling the virtues of retirement - only do one job a day - ration the excitement - indeed today he has been to library and the chemist.  Nice to know libraries are open in Weatherfield.  I went to the chemist on Saturday.  They gave me a little brown bag and as I pointed out it was not large enough they went and found the rest of the prescription - in lockdown that is really exciting activity!


As a concerned employer Nick is checking that Kirk has not suffered in slipping on the leaking double glammy products.  Are you confused Kirk - to which Sean responds "I think you'll find that's the way he always looks".  Which is largely true.  Kirk not looking confused is highly unexpected - and would confuse me if he looked any other way!


Sarah that is not very nice.  Losing a dog is never a happy event.  After our second one passed away we took up being home boarders so dogs could come and stay when their owners went on foreign holidays (oddly no bookings at the moment).  The best bit we assured ourselves is we would never be upset when the dear old doggie shuffled off this mortal coil.  Except that the owners ring us up to let us know that they won't be booking their hound in again as they have died.  And with some of our favourites we get quite upset!


Corey briefly reappeared to firstly digest the news that Asha was now attracted to a woman - and then made disparaging remarks about Nina - remarking how Asha was always frigid and having a quick visit to her coffin and consorting with the undead who was even colder!  Nina did not find it funny and told him to leave - he went but observed that the worst she could do was fly into his bedroom and bite his neck.


As Harvey will point out later in the programme if you do not play according to Harvey's rules then he will honk a car horn at you and take you for a restorative drive to some unknown location without a CCTV camera where he will adjust your good looks with a heft dose of violence and later if you are still alive will dump you in the forecourt of the local hospital (or nearby - again where there are no cameras).


Roy and Nina spent some time on Friday debating the delights of chilli con carne or for the undead vegetarians amongst us chilli sin carne.  Indeed Roy is so passionate about the dish that he had to go and buy extra rice from the wholesalers and on the days it is the special on the menu then chips should not be served.  But as Nina counters above in true homage to Benidorm - it has to be rice and chips.  There is no alternative!

A little flat this week but I agree with Steve, Peter acting ill with toxins is very similar to Peter acting drunk and it is very easy to confuse the two!

Written by: Susan Oudot & Mark Burt (Monday); Simon Crowther & Chris Fewtrell (Wednesday); Debbie Oates & Ellen Taylor (Friday)
Directed by: Peter Rose (Monday); Alex Browning (Wednesday); Karl Neilson (Friday)

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