Sucking up award: David is allowed out of the doghouse. Front paws only.
Misogynist award: Owen. Entirely missed the whole feminist revolution.
One Out One In award: Michelle gets rid of Ryan and has her dad land on her doorstep.
Rock and Roll award: "Rock up" was used twice in the Friday episodes.
Pointless award: What was the point of that Phelan owing Owen storyline, really? It didn't even backfire on him, not yet anyway.
Fright Night award: Nick wasn't happy to see David, he was scared witless!Lines of the week:
Katy: "I will not be standing on my head. Not with the wages you pay".
Steve to Ryan on getting a better job: "I know what would happen if you did". Ryan: "Me mum would hate me less?". Steve: "No. You would hate YOU less". (indeed).
David: "Guilt's stupid. What's the point?". (David's mantra!)
Michelle: "I turn to Steve for many things but never, ever advice! Cause when it comes to words of wisdom he's a flipping mute!"
Audrey: "You know what these Wayfarers (buses) are like. You've more chance of seeing Brigadoon most nights".
Owen: "I'm gonna find him and tell him to his face what I think of him". (Oh yes. that will work).
Kylie: "She's all right, is Gail". Leanne: "Yeah. Once you get used to her".
Nick about Lily: "Not. His. Mine".
Deirdre: "As I always say...all roads lead to Rita".
Michelle: "Get off the cross will yer, Dad, we need the wood".
Gail: "This house is a web of lies"
Deirdre: "I'm like Shirley Valentine, me. I talk to the wall" (my favourite movie!).
Julie: "I make pants. It's hardly running Live Aid"
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