Fashion frippery award: Why does Eva insist on wearing those silly things in her hair? She's no Raquel Wolstenhulme!
Bully Boy award: Owen really does ride roughshod over his staff and won't let Jason price jobs or buy into the business because Jason's too honest.
Keener award: Jason's supposed to be a builder. Are they allowed to start so bright and early?
Brotherhood award: Fraternal star: No matter what's happened between Tyrone and Tommy, Ty can still turn to him and Tommy will be there for him.
Sneaky award: Fraudulent star: Lewis faked his back injury to get his feet under Gail's sofa.
Righteous Brothers Award: Tyrone's lost that lovin' feelin' for Kirsty. About time, too. Norris also feels very righteous that Dennis is spending Rita's money.
Armed Truce award: Fiz and Kirsty are circling each other in the factory like two lions over a downed gazelle. The gazelle may very well be Tyrone and the loser was Fiz.
Airs and Graces award: Clueless star: Gail warmed up the plates for the takeaway and they were so hot they burned Max's finger!
Lines of the week:
Dennis: "I don't have to carry money around with me anymore? Why didn't you tell me this before!" (Aw bless)
Lewis to Gail: "There are people around here who may accuse me of flattery" (Really?)
Lewis to Nick: "You're in a good mood this morning." Gail: "It'll pass"
Gail to Kylie: "I always manage to get here on time." Kylie: "Maybe I should get myself a broomstick and all, then!"
Lewis: "It's an old skiing accident. It's been downhill ever since." (And so he "slopes" off to Gail's house).
Rita about Norris' criticism about a customer who is interested in the paranormal: "Different strokes for different folks, Norris." Norris: "Well in her case, different folks are alien beings and possessed nuns!"
Audrey to Gail: "You have robbed me of my future, daughter dear, and now you've rubbed my face in it!"
Sean: "Jules, you may be overestimating the healing powers of Betty's Hotpot"
Emily: "I think many people would like you to be a fly on the wall, Norris, if only for the opportunity to swat you." (here, here!)
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Sunday, 2 December 2012
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