Sunday, 5 June 2011
Corrie weekly awards: May 30 - June 3
Pity Party award: Soft star: Graeme has sunk into the blankie and is torn between two lovers.
Slow burn, big explosion award: Gold Star: Becky.
What money problems? award: Brass star: I know why Steve was in the casino, but why was Dev there, on his own as well! He's just as broke, isn't he?
Blackmailing Manipulating Abusing Control Freak In Spades: John really twisted Fiz and put her in the worst place possible, forcing her to help hide the body and coercing her into leaving.
Loyalty award: Gold Star: Kirk and all of Fiz's friends rallying round.
Oh not another nutter award: Gold Star: Poor Maria! First Tony, now Stape threatening her! Good for her for not giving over the baby!
Lines of the week:
John to Fiz "You're a loose canon sometimes!" (her? HER??)
Dev "You're saying Tracy is calling all the shots? Who handed her the gun?" (Point to Dev)
Fiz "This isn't GCSE coursework, we're disposing of a corpse!"
Graeme "I'm just a slow starter in the morning"
John "Why does everyone have to keep asking me questions?!" (Um.. liar? Doolally?)
Becky "First time i can think of the future without worrying about Social Services" (Phrase of Doom, anyone?)
John "I only wanted to teach! People died because I wanted to teach"
Kirk "I could murder a brew" (Poor choice of words, there!)
Becky "Ladybird, ladybird, fly away home. Your house is on fire, your children are all.....gone."
John "Today is the tomorrow you worried about yesterday and all is well. Ish"
John "Charlotte was nuts. She was every variety of nut that ever existed; half woman, half pistacio." (You should talk!)
Becky "Talk to the sledgehammer"
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