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Thursday, 4 August 2022

Coronation Street Episode Review;Wednesday 3rd of August 8 pm


Following the great Bistro casino heist of 2022 (that's what I'm calling it, anyway) it seems the Corrie romance roulette wheel has gone into another spin, with a few threads woven into tonight's 'whodunnit’ and the fall-out from Weatherfield's latest money-spinning crime plot. Tonight is rather a strange start as keystone cop PC Craig Tinker is unusually quick in determining that it's an inside job! Deciding that Ryan is a witness / suspect, the barman is bothered by the sudden guilt, and Debbie takes it in her stride, as she always does (she is Coronation Street gold)! 



Anyway, with the CCTV not being linked to the electrical outage, (she’s not had much luck with electricity recently, has she) Craig and the Bistro staff are quick to review the footage and Ryan is arrested. 



Whilst being questioned by the police, Ryan makes his legal ‘one phone call’ to Debbie, making light threats about pinning the crime on her, but she barters him down with talk of expensive legal rep and bargaining tools. Talking of which, Ronnie Bailey’s relationship with Debbie is entangled in all of this, and he’s the first to suspect Debbie’s involvement in this safe-cracking farce and comes to a conclusion. Correctly suspecting Debbie’s insurance fraud, Ronnie confronts her about it, and although she exclaims her guilty feelings, he uses that as a tool to break up with her. 



Meanwhile, Ryan gets released on police bail but loses the pub job, his reputation, and Alya's trust in the process. Debbie promises him a way to get out of it, including financial compensation, but then gives ALL of the robbery proceeds to Aggie and Ed, so she is obviously back to square one.




All bets also seem off when it comes to Sally and Tim’s marriage, following the Casino night, Tim's night on the sofa, and Sally discovering his online porn use. Tonight, Tim’s mucky quagmire leads him to engage in another clandestine meeting with Aggie. I'd say that, because, neither Ed nor Sally is aware of these cosy chats, and well, I’m guessing this friendship is only burgeoning - this is soap land, after all. Sally goes on the warpath around Underworld, and after a chat with Carla, she confronts Tim, telling him they need some space apart. Aggie gives Tim spiritual advice, which leads to a mental breakthrough, which he then relays back to Sally. Sally is pleased but Tim fails to tell her where this amorous advice came from! Sally was also online viewing houses (her own kind of porn). Has she had ideas about moving again? 




George’s toothache (caused by Sean’s pork crackling, ooh er!) is still causing him trouble, but death stops for nothing! Tonight, Shuttleworth's is the centre for lighthearted Corrie comedy. George has an argument with a rival undertaker over a potential buyout ( Rest Easy - great name), and a pushy Mrs Pugh to deal with. George is reluctant to sell and is keen to keep good to the family reputation, even with the offer of £400K.  




Elsewhere, romantic odds and relationships are tested, via tonight’s light drama supplied by Daisy and Daniel, Yasmeen and Stu, and Jenny and Leo. Being interviewed by the gazette, Stu’s foodbank idea gives everyone food for thought and the journalist is well impressed. Meanwhile, Leo has had an offer to go to Vegas without Jenny, and Daniel still appears reluctant to return to teaching. A new term is just around the corner, and Ronnie (a Jenny ex) has split up with Debbie! I would put money on both happening pretty soon! 


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Thursday, 17 October 2019

Coronation Street Episode Review; Weds 16 Oct 7.30 pm


We are back on the cobbles, hurrah! It may have been on hiatus for a week, and I honestly struggled to remember what happened, but Sinead's 'bucket list' (and that 'distressing' ITV announcer message) brings me back down to earth. A family picnic has been arranged for Sinead in Victoria Gardens, as her time is cruelly running out. I'm sure the cold October breeze will do her good?


Troubled by Max's demanding behaviour, and her fiance in prison, things don't seem to be getting any brighter for Shona either. Burst pipes and Lilly being poorly, she tries to relax with Sarah and a bottle of prosecco at The Bistro. With Michelle away, Alya is now also working there with Ryan.
Ignoring any babysitting issues, Sarah and Shona seem happy to get drunk leaving Faye to look after the kids and an increasingly boisterous Max. Its little surprise then that when they get back to the house, all hell has broken loose, and young Harry is soon heading to A & E.



At Speed Daal, James and Bethany play 'happy couples' over lunch, whilst worker bean Geoff tells Yasmeen that he now wants to own the place!. With Alya out of the way, it does seem appropriate and a great reintroduction to the 'gaslighting' storyline? Confronting her granddaughter, Yasmeen tells Alya about her (definitely Geoff's) idea of the 'buy-in' to the street food venture. Does Zeedan still own it? I always get confused with these shares/takeover/ corrie business shenanigans!


Buckling under the weight of Sinead's diagnosis, Chesney takes his troubles out on Bernie and Gemma, whilst Beth is, understandably, feeling it too.
Seeing that Chesney needs cheering up, Gemma announces that she's won VIP tickets to a match at Weatherfield County. The couple heads off to the ground to collect the tickets with a prize-giving from Tommy O. Affronted by the photographer's suggestion that Gemma is too big for the turnstiles, she tries to use them anyway, and promptly gets stuck!

Talking of which, Bethany accidentally injures prize striker James, whilst having a mess about on the street (not that like, he's gay remember).  Now, I don't watch football, but is our favourite fictional football team more forefront as a 'character' in the drama these days? What with recent international football 'issues' making the headlines, I think Corrie may have timed this impeccably...



Back at Victoria Gardens, Sinead seems to lighten the atmosphere in suggesting a game of 'Naked Twister!' for the gang, but of course, its in jest.  As the jovialness subsides, it does feel like a dark winter is about to envelop Weatherfield. Sinead's mobility has now declined to her using a wheelchair, and her illness is causing visible nausea. Even though shes incredibly ill, there is some poignancy in Sinead noticing the changing colours of Autumn and appreciating the fragility of this bizarre life we lead.

I know, I know, it's not real but I'm in one of those moods - Sobering stuff!

Speaking of sober, it looks like Shona has overdone the prosecco and drunkenly rages at Max, physically shaking him, as she accuses him of seriously injuring Harry.

Has she gone too far this time?.

More from me with the 8.30 pm episode review, which follows this one.

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TA-RA!





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Thursday, 5 July 2018

Freezer sex? Have a word with yourself.

Now I wouldn’t dream of stepping on anyone’s toes here, but after watching last night’s Corrie I was tempted to write an episode review on the Blog, without any full stops or punctuation. Because that’s what watching Wednesday’s two visits to the Street was like. It was jam packed. But as we already have our wonderful bloggers Ryan and Rachel on hand with episode reviews, I’ve decided to do something novel in order to get my head round what’s going on in Coronation Street at the moment. In the absence of anyone interesting to interview about it all, and to avoid the risk of any such interview being lifted by the Daily Star, I decided to speak to the only person I thought would be able to clarify things a bit for me and be of no interest whatsoever to the tabloids. So here's me interviewing me about last night's Corrie:

In a fit of arousal Robert became stuck on some dry ice
Q. Why did Michelle and Robert opt for freezer sex, when as owners of the Bistro they could have kept everyone else busy while they went home and bumped uglies in their own bed?
A. Don't ask me.

Q. Knowing what Michelle and Robert have been getting up to around the food they serve, would you eat in the Bistro?
A. Yes.

Q. But you agree it was all a bit silly?
A. Yeah, even the blue lighting to make it look cold was lazy. And those freezers have an emergency handle on the inside (my first job was in Pizza Hut - I know these things).

Q. Is the Kirk and Beth ‘spy’ story a bit naff?
A. Most definitely.

Eccles feeling a bit woof

Q. Were you disappointed that there weren’t more dramatic scenes from Eccles?
A. Yes. It was all over before it properly got going.

Q. How does David Platt know so much about religion?
A. You mean the catholic altar boys comment? Yeah that was weird.

Q. Are you getting a bit sick of Sophie Webster’s self-pity over brother Jack’s condition?
A. Yes.

Q. And wasn’t it odd that it was left to Ali to update Kevin on Jack’s situation in the hospital?
A. Yes but the NHS is terribly underfunded.

Q. Where's Mary's son Jude? Did he leave?
A. I can't remember / don’t care.

Q. Is it nice having the old Mary back?
A. Definitely.

Q. Why’s Craig never at work?
A. There are too many women after his time and body.

Q. Were you aware that Seven Brides for Seven Brothers wasn’t a porno?
A. It’s news to me.

FILTH

Q. How are you coping with the new World Cup Corrie schedule?
A. The fact England are doing quite well makes it less of a hassle.

Q. Do you think Corrie is becoming too preachy – with all the recent awareness storylines over mental health, grooming and sepsis?
A. I actually like it, as long as it’s written well.

Q. So did you enjoy Wednesday's double episode or not?
A. Yes I did. Very much so.

Q. You are a very confusing person.
A. Thank you.

Q. To summarise would you say generally Corrie is good at the moment but some of the less significant storylines lack an attention to detail you’d expect from the nation’s favourite soap?
A. You read my mind.


@StevieDawson

For a proper look back at Wednesday's Corrie, Ryan's blog can be found here




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Coronation Street Episode Review; Wednesday 4th of July 2018 7.30pm




Welcome to Wednesday's edition of the Coronation Street Blog, and the first of tonight's two episode reviews.

Swiftly recovering from  recent scheduling shenanigans, tonight's first episode gives a fervent fast-paced mix of innuendo, freezer frolicking, & a welcome dose of Mary.

At the florists, Ken dissuades Tracy's idea of paying for two separate weddings with the offer of a cheap double. Besmirching Ken's fatherly advice, a grumpy Tracy is side-lined by that wonderful juxtaposition at Preston Petals, with Mary on hand to offer a bouquet of flowery quotes. If she isn't causing a 'ding dong in a crematorium' Mary's imagining of Tracy and Sinead as the opposing ends of the 'archetypal modern woman', make me realise how much I miss our Mary, when she isn't on screen.

On opposite ends of the corrie comedy scale, little Jack Webster is in a crucial 24-hour stage of sepsis diagnosis and it seems poor Eccles the dog is suffering from possible sausage poisoning.



Quickly saved by Toyah it seems Eccles is out of the woods, but little Jack is still in danger...

Back to the innuendo then. Over at the Bistro, Robert and Michelle's insatiable appetite for 'afternoon delight' continues. As Ryan's mental capacity is tested by  'air sampling', the Bistro newbie later sees the freezer door open.Thinking his tormentors are inside, he seizes an opportunity. Unfortunately, he doesn't realise that his 'mum/ pretend mum' is inside said freezer, enjoying some sexy desserts from Robert!.

Will the cold air cool the passions of this saucy couple?.

Meanwhile, coaxing Bethany on a date, it seems the recent heatwave is affecting most of  the Coronations Streets residents libido, as Ryan's t-shirt is also swiftly off. Bethany however, isn't all too keen.

In other news,  David starts community service and proposes to Shona, whilst Beth & Kirks factory espionage continues...

What a scorcher!!.. might jump in a freezer myself now.

Anyway, that's me done for another week.

Until next time Corrie fans... keep your eyes peeled for the @glenn_writes 8.30pm review.

TARA!

I am @rybazoxo- your self-styled 'Cobbles Connoisseur'





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