Tuesday, 9 September 2025

Coronation Street Episode Review Monday 8th September

CORO BECKY SWAIN 

We're back, baby! The Franklin-Websters are back from holiday, the kids are back to school, and yeah, why not, a character hitherto unseen is back from the dead. I admit that when the residents of number 6 were toasting Bratty Betsy's birthday with what looked like Mad Dog 20/20 (I could feel my hangover coming on just looking at the bottle on screen. Aren't gen z all about sobriety and nutrition goals?) in front of the photo of Swain, Becky and Betsy, I thought they had cast Becky and we were going to have a flashback episode at some point. But no, we've flashed back to 2021 and Rebecca is back! Does that make Betsy Mrs Danvers, or...

I thought D.S. Swain, even back when she was D.S. Blonde Ponytail/Spider's handler, was supposed to be the hottest 'tec at Weatherfield PD? Did she not ask to see the body when her wife was murdered by persons unknown? I'm interested to see how this is going to play out, but at the same time, I'd like an end to the mystery at some point. Corrie isn't The Thursday Murder Club, and not just because it's not on on a Thursday.

Tyrone - aftermath of hit and run - Coronation Street - ITV 

Meanwhile, as it's Ms Drama Queen's bday, she ditches her family and storms off to find either Brody or Dylan or maybe both, but they are busy being Manchester's worst TWOC-ers. Firstly they are spotted by George, then they lose control of the car and almost hit Betsy, but then do hit Tyrone, who's off to Kate Oates Memorial, closely followed by Dame Maureen and the rest of the Dobbses. Evelyn has done two hospital visits in two days, although she's not accompanied by a Frida Kahlo lookalike this time. Not sure what the point of Tyrone being knocked down is, unless it's to build more of a case against Carl and his bad boy ways? Abi, lovestruck dope that she is, tells him that she was celibate whilst away with Kev visiting our Sophie, but Carl does not reciprocate. I do wonder though if Carl's recently discovered bisexuality is because he's trying to get to Ollie via Deedee via James?

Coronation Street spoilers - big change teased for TV legend's house 

I finally understood the number 6/number 8 bin conflict as David finds a positive pregnancy test in their bin, but he doesn't know it belongs to Betsy (who's feeling nauseous) or Lily, who's already been sick (I suspect fingers down throat to get out of the first day of school), or whether Lisa or Carla have been "playing away". He doesn’t seem to consider the possibility that either Ms Swain or Ms Connor has been using a sperm donor to start a family or the actual possibility that his own wife might be up the duff. Also, if people are so determined to keep their pregnancies secret, why do they always chuck the tests in the bin where they can be found? Take them to Rosamond st, leave them in the ladies' loos at the Rovers, chuck them in the canal, FFS.*

*Please always dispose of your unwanted pregnancy tests responsibly. 

Rachel Stevenson - on bluesky






2 comments:

Humpty Dumpty said...

Agree, Rachel. Dreadful soap cliche - always leave incriminating evidence where it can be found. It's as annoying as top secret information being discussed and overheard. Shona seemed to own up to the positive test kit at the end of the episode but that must be a white lie to distract David while she uncovers the truth.

Anonymous said...

Rumour has it that Chris Gascoyne is set to return to the cobbles as well. Should spice things up a bit! Not loving this return from the dead police drama stuff..matter of fact. Hate it. I'd watch a cop show if I was looking for that. Give me regular people living regular lives. Enough with American Style Television...sooo unbelievable. ....and the pregnancies after having sex once. ENOUGH ..you're going to scare the youngsters into thinking this happens all the time (might not be a bad idea) Make us laugh Corrie, we could use one. Glad to see Evelyn!

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