Coronation Street Monologue

"Chimneys and more chimneys, light spilling from rain spattered windows onto dustbins, backyards and and factories... a pub, a pint of bitter, potato crisps, mine's a small port please... and London's a foreign shore". Poetry via YouTube, Coronation Street style.

And if you want more of this sort of stuff, there's the Coronation Street chorus. But you'll need a sweet sherry at the ready for the sing-a-long.