The taboids are reporting today that Coronation Street - and this is the tabloids' take on things, not
mine - is set for another murder. This time, they say, it'll be so gruesome that it can't be shown until after the 9pm watershed.
It's going to be Corrie villain Pat Phelan who claims another victim and Mr Curry Sauce tells The Sun that Phelan will shoot Michelle - on her wedding day to Robert.
Well, that's got to make a mess of her frock.
Mr Curry Sauce says: “Phelan will come back to Weatherfield and crash Michelle and Robert’s wedding day. In all the carnage, she will end up being shot with Robert trying desperately to save her life before she bleeds out."
Oh, I think we can all look forward to that, then.
Curry Sauce continues: "Inevitably, the other guests will be involved in the madness too in the aftermath of him shooting her. The scenes are so gruesome ITV bosses have decided to play them after 9pm so they don’t fall foul of any Ofcom rules.”
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How will a bullet get past those crossed arms?
ReplyDeleteThere's been nothing in the news about Michelle leaving...I will take this with a grain of salt.
ReplyDeleteThis doesn't make any sense to me, but if Phelan really does kill off Michelle I will suspend disbelief and let it pass without complaint. What a goodbye present for us all that would be!
ReplyDeleteI know it's the tabloids and all, but I will be hopeful! I just watched my pvr'ed Sunday omnibus. Hit fast forward on her scenes and the most boring boxing matches in history, but the scene where Phelan was sewing up his own leg? Loved it!
ReplyDeleteLovely - there's a good twenty of them I hope he guns down.
ReplyDeleteGiven how unlikable the characters now are, perhaps we can have a Murder of the Week. Viewers get to vote on whom they want bumped off this week as well as the preferred method. Actors come and go anyways to always a fresh batch to kill off.
ReplyDeleteOh joy. As much as Michelle is beyond Marmite at this point, really? Guns again? I know, I know, it's just a soap, but it's also not a well-written detective mystery. And I'm a bit overloaded with students being gunned down en masse this side of the pond, where we also watch Oates' Corrie.
ReplyDeleteAnd has anyone ever done a look back to see if Mr. Curry Sauce of The Sun has ever been spot on? Ever? I can't recall at this point.
I like the "Murder of the Week" idea. Kind of like Cluedo/Clue in reverse!!!
ReplyDeleteI can't imagine Kym Marsh leaving without some big news being announced, so if it's true, I suspect she will only be injured and will recover.
Why would he want to kill Michelle...for what reason? I doubt if she's barely said more than a few words to him. He'd be more likely to kill Eileen...she's the real traitor he's thinking. If he was smart (which I thought he was) he'd get the hell out of Ireland or Manchester and head to Spain or Portugal. Why would he stick around risking his neck. Right, he's a psycho and this is Corrie. Alrighty then,how about he bumps off anybody with a name that starts with C and ends in onner..haha, except for Jenny..'cause she's funny when she's sloshed!
ReplyDeleteSo, who'd want to be a mechanic in Weatherfield. Brian gets murdered outside a nightclub, the other bloke, Katie's Dad and Martin's nemesis, is killed by said daughter, poor Luke is splattered by Pat Phelan, and even Kevin's mustache has gone missing....
ReplyDeleteThe whole scenario makes no sense at all...sadly. Would be thrilled to see the unlovable Michelle out of the show for good, but I'm not getting my hopes up:)
ReplyDeleteWith regards to Phelan killing Michelle,perhaps Eileen is invited to the wedding and Phelan aiming for her 'mistakenly kills Michelle instead?
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