Misplaced Guilt: Siblings have so much baggage, don't they? It's hard to see Carla feeling guilty over how it went down with Rob.
Foot in Mouth award: Sylvia joking to Tina about giving her son away. Oops.
Passive Aggressive award: Sean managed to let Maria know about the wedding by making small talk about it to Audrey and insinuated the gossip to their mates at the wedding.
Naive award: Steve and Lloyd aren't recognizing the signs of stress in Eileen, preferring to think she's just a going concern.
Music Fail: Comfortably Numb is a Pink Floyd song, not Kate Bush.
Inevitable Award: Tina might have been able to hand over the baby if he hadn't got so sick.
Lines of the week:
Kirk: "Sexism has no place in Delivery and distribution"Gloria "Some things and some people are best left forgotten" (You wouldn't say that if it was your mother/partner)
Rob to Peter "You think you're the big man" Peter "No, I think I'm the better man, and that's something coming from a bloke like me"
Steve "I don't want to be buried in case i'm not dead and I wake up" (but you were talking about cremation. Be a bit difficult to wake up from that!)
Michelle "Tracy, anyone with half a brain could fool you"
Sylvia to Roy "We are not about to be decimated by bubonic plague"
Sean to Eileen "See ya, you old scrubber"
Eileen "Deirdre Barlow, are you a man or a mouse?"
Deirdre "They tell many stories, my belts"
Tina "I'm selling my baby. I might as well stick him on eBay"
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