Misplaced Memory award: Cracked star: Fiz said Tyrone called and visited all the time. Really? The time we saw him visit, he said he'd not been at all at that point.
Pretentious award: Rosie's new agent, Vivian.
Into the lion's den award: Sally and Frank up a tree? It'll all end in tears, luv.
Blonde Moment award: The Speed Dating flyers had "Monday 5th January" on them. Remember, this was all Eva's idea.
Lonely Hearts award: Sob Star: I do feel bad for Eileen but an affair with a married man isn't the way.
Saint Stella strikes again: Now she's Sunita's saviour with a shoulder, advice and a new job and they barely know each other.
Spin Doctors award: PR Star: Sally is making peace on Frank's behalf with his mother and the clients and everyone else! She must be taking Saint lessons from Stella!
Poison Pen award: Bad enough Beth spreading the news about Sally and Frank to Kevin, but him slagging Sally off to Sophie? That'll help Sophie forgive him, oh yes.
Realistic resolution award: Kirk. I resolve to eat less white bread. Definitely more acheivable than learning to fly. I love Kirk!
Pants on Fire award: Peter for making elaborate lies about a councillor in order to get time with Carla
Lines of the Week:
Dev "Sally... borderline rude, she was" (Only borderline?)
Dev "You've had issues with my past and you took it out on her" (You know, he might have touched a nerve there)
Carla to Sally "If I want your opinion, I'll give it to you"
Beth about Jason "What happened to his dad?" Eileen "I don't know but I hope it's slow and very painful"
Sally "I've been round the block a few times, I'm a good judge of character" (*snort*)
Peter "I am the happiest scumbag alive"
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