Without any piffle, here's the storyline for the week ahead on Coronation Street, all wrapped up nicely in 50 words or less.
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Week of Monday 21st to Friday 25th March
Jim McDonald returns to woo Liz, Trev the tasty trash man returns to whisk Janice away, Becky goes on a drunken rampage, Kevin wins the lottery and Sally wants half his winnings, and Roy gets shock news from his mum.
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