Sorry there was no review last week: I was on my holidays, where I found out where Ryan stays when he's off DJ-ing in Ibiza (see above).
It's Terrible Theo's birthday and the daughter of the man he murdered gives him a too small polo shirt, Toddicles buys him a blender and Moaning Millie and Miles haven't bought him anything. Worst birthday ever. It gets worse as they go out to the Bistro for lunch as Theo orders the most expensive wine on Nick's carefully curated wine list, and then invites Gary and Maria to join them, insisting that Todd pay. He then humiliates Todd by paying for his own birthday meal and having a go at him back at the flat. He starts throwing things at Todd and it culminates in him threatening Todd with a knife. Props again to Gareth P and James C for their acting, but the longer this goes on, the more depressed I get.
Meanwhile in the pub, Ollie and Amy are off on their first date. If the internet rumours are true, I guess this is another Bad Relationship for poor old Ames. It gets off to a poor start anyway as Lauren throws lager all over Amy and neither Amy nor Ollie (or Maggie) believe that it's an accident.
Sam is ill and Leanne takes him back to hers, the flat she shares with Manky Megan. He eyes the full blister pack of pain killers that Miss Leanne has left him.
And Steve admits that he's not ready to get married again, which I think means a summer wedding. Eighth time lucky, right?
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