Welcome to Wednesday's edition of the Coronation Street Blog, and the first of tonight's two episode reviews.
Swiftly recovering from recent scheduling shenanigans, tonight's first episode gives a fervent fast-paced mix of innuendo, freezer frolicking, & a welcome dose of Mary.
At the florists, Ken dissuades Tracy's idea of paying for two separate weddings with the offer of a cheap double. Besmirching Ken's fatherly advice, a grumpy Tracy is side-lined by that wonderful juxtaposition at Preston Petals, with Mary on hand to offer a bouquet of flowery quotes. If she isn't causing a 'ding dong in a crematorium' Mary's imagining of Tracy and Sinead as the opposing ends of the 'archetypal modern woman', make me realise how much I miss our Mary, when she isn't on screen.
On opposite ends of the corrie comedy scale, little Jack Webster is in a crucial 24-hour stage of sepsis diagnosis and it seems poor Eccles the dog is suffering from possible sausage poisoning.
Quickly saved by Toyah it seems Eccles is out of the woods, but little Jack is still in danger...
Back to the innuendo then. Over at the Bistro, Robert and Michelle's insatiable appetite for 'afternoon delight' continues. As Ryan's mental capacity is tested by 'air sampling', the Bistro newbie later sees the freezer door open.Thinking his tormentors are inside, he seizes an opportunity. Unfortunately, he doesn't realise that his 'mum/ pretend mum' is inside said freezer, enjoying some sexy desserts from Robert!.
Will the cold air cool the passions of this saucy couple?.
Meanwhile, coaxing Bethany on a date, it seems the recent heatwave is affecting most of the Coronations Streets residents libido, as Ryan's t-shirt is also swiftly off. Bethany however, isn't all too keen.
In other news, David starts community service and proposes to Shona, whilst Beth & Kirks factory espionage continues...
What a scorcher!!.. might jump in a freezer myself now.
Anyway, that's me done for another week.
Until next time Corrie fans... keep your eyes peeled for the @glenn_writes 8.30pm review.
TARA!
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As soon as Robert and Michelle went in the freezer you knew they would get shut in. I thought if we are lucky there might be a repeat of the Anne Malone incident.
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