Hiya! It’s just Jordan with my review of this Friday’s
Casual+y. I mean Corrie. I think. It’s hard to tell when we’re subjected to so
many bloody hospital scenes. I’ve been quiet on the blog for a couple of weeks.
Honestly, I just haven’t felt like watching Corrie at all recently. It’s
boring. There I said it. Like most of Twitter have. Perhaps I should compile
all my tissues and issues with it into a separate blogpost. Anyway…
Happy birthday, Eva Price! Yes, on Friday everyone’s favourite
Corrie bombshell-turned-Blood Brothers turned 30 on Friday, her ridiculous
storyline to let oh-so-desperate-for-a-baby Toyah have her unwanted baby just heating
up. Tell me it's not true! I don’t know why Toyah couldn’t just let her long-lost-sister she didn’t
know about til last year do the responsible thing and set about adopting a baby
who needs it. Instead, as we know, she has failed to tell Peter that their
surrogate miscarried and so is now embroiled in some daft lie which will see
Eva leave Weatherfield, pop out a baby and leave it for pickup at Collection
Point A, allowing Toyah and Peter to bring it up as their own. A teary Toyah
sits in the back room, finally breaking down to Eva. The craziness of it all
has hit her, but of course, Eva talks her back round. She then takes her out to
feed the ducks (?) and when they return to the pub, Adam is waiting for Eva with
a big bunch of flowers and an invitation to a sushi restaurant. When trying to
squeeze into her dress for the date, Toyah drops the bombshell that Leanne has organised
just what every secretly pregnant woman wants: a birthday booze-up. They seem
to get away with this though, with Toyah making sure to serve her drinks the
whole time and Eva putting on an Oscar worthy drunken performance. While this
party is going on, Billy begs Adam for more painkillers and when he is refused,
he gurns us into the ad break.
I love Carla to bits. She spent ten years becoming a modern
Corrie stalwart. And then for no particular reason, after a year-long break,
she turned back up. Obviously, with a secret. A secret issue. As we know, Carla
hates Tracy. And now Carla has gone and nicked her storyline from 1995 and is
need of a kidney. Why, Oates, why? Anyway, to sum up about three almost identical
hospital scenes in which the Connor clan gather round Carla’s bedside
discussing how to drag out their latest drama, (she tells Daniel he was just a fling and tells Peter to keep his nose out) it is decided that Aidan (having
just been tested successfully) will serve as a donor. It’s a good job he turned
up as her long-lost brother a couple of years ago! In typical Carla style, she
promises to drive the new kidney at full force, vowing never to give up her
beloved red wine.
Phelan’s always one step ahead but I think you’ll find that
his long-lost daughter Nicola may be two steps ahead as Friday night’s episodes
told us. Gary and Nicola’s plan to catch a rat is only jst beginning. As
revealed earlier in the week, Seb is now living with Nicola – even though she
is his social worker. Through a series of coincidences, including Pat barging
his way into the taxi office, waiting for Eileen with a cake and Faye calling
up at that moment to book a taxi, Pat learns just where the daughter of the
woman he framed is off to. There’s a bit of a scuffle and a drama when he follows
Faye to Nicola’s house which is eclipsed totally when pregnant Nicola discovers
she is bleeding. Fearing she may be losing the baby, Pat rushes her to
hospital. It turns out that there is nothing to worry about and she is
expecting a healthy baby boy. But the panic leads Pat to invite Nicola to live
with him and Eileen. Nicola gratefully accepts and seems to have initiated this
outcome herself, as she later explains to Gary that moving into number 11 could
bring her closer to the truth about her serial killer dad. Oh, and in other news – Liz now suddenly has
her job back at the medical centre. Hmm. Okay then.
Just count how many times I used the phrase “long-lost” in
this review, and that should tell you all about the state of Corrie right now.
As always,
Thanks for reading!
Jordan
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