Hiya! It’s just Jordan with my thoughts on this Friday’s
trip to Weatherfield. After a short break, I’m ready to bitch and moan once again
about our favourite Street. I can’t pretend that I’m enjoying Corrie as much as
usual ever since the inundation of the sixth episode but that doesn’t mean
Friday’s episodes weren’t without their scarce positives.
Nicola is still moping around with the age-old soap dilemma
of whether to follow in Madonna’s footsteps and keep her baby – or not. Let’s
just ignore the fact that Nicola only slept with Gary a mere three weeks ago so
clearly holds the world record for fastest plumbing and try to make the best of
the irritatingly cliché plot device.
After receiving some advice from new stepmother Eileen earlier in the
week, Nicola decides it’s time to visit a friend of her late mother and fill
her in on all the daft drama of her life. Lydia is initially thrilled to heard of
Nicola’s pregnancy, but supports her choice to have a termination if she chooses
to do so. However, Lydia seems to struggle when Nicola casually slips into
conversation that Isaac is not her biological father as she had believed for all
her life up until four months ago. Things are only made worse for this random
new character when Nicola shows her a photo of Pat on her phone. Lydia takes an
odd turn; she appears to recognise Pat but won’t let on. Instead, she politely
kicks Nicola out. So, yet another clever-but-not-clever twist in the Pat Phelan
epic saga. This random woman who claims to know nothing about Annabel’s affair
nearly thirty years ago just happens to be linked to Phelan.
That Pat Phelan is a very busy
man. Recently, amateur journalist who is
apparently sleeping his way to the top (nothing wrong with that), has been covering
the story of an apparent award won by Vinny Ashford, Phelan’s partner in crime
from that property scam a million years ago. Phelan is now going to desperate measures
to make sure the truth doesn’t come out. Daniel visits Vinny’s elderly mother
Flora once again in the care home. It’s her birthday and her son always contacts
her on her birthday, so Daniel is hoping to get an interview. Phelan, posing as
Alan, once again fakes his way into visiting Flora, claiming that she was his
aunt. Now, he’s convinced the receptionist to tell Daniel that her birthday was
two weeks ago, in order to prevent him getting an interview. With Daniel gone,
this leaves Phelan to videocall Vinny – or as it transpires, Harvey - in Flora’s
room. After getting the elderly woman to leave the room, he orders his former
crime partner to meet him or, along with his mother, face the consequences. Phelan’s
not finished yet though. He’s only gone and tracked down Daniel’s boss’s
husband and told him what she’s been doing with her protégée. How does he know
all these people? A scuffle in the Bistro tells me that Daniel’s journalism
career won’t be going much further and neither will Daniel himself, given that
when Phelan visits the cellar, he tells Andy he’s found his replacement
prisoner. And as if things couldn’t get any more bleakly twisted, the episode
closed with Phelan loading a gun.
Can I stop talking about the tangled
Phelan web now? Good. What else happened? Well, in scenes that saved the
episode from being a tangled travesty akin to EastEnders, Liz is struggling in her new role as an employee at the
Rovers. At first, she appears to be loving it; it’s her old job without the
stress. Or so she seems. Toyah is unfortunately settling into her role as
landlady a little too well – despite the lack of beehive and cleavage. The
managerial empowerment is going to her head as she orders Liz to unclog the
toilets and doesn’t allow her to have an early finish. Not how Liz used to run
the place at all! When Toyah notices a problem with the pump and asks Liz to
fix it, the former landlady finally snaps. She goes on her break, helping
herself to a large glass of red without hesitation. Toyah’s power made ego is
soon shot down, though. Tom Ridley – as in Newton and Ridley – calls in for a
pint. He greets Liz fondly and she introduces the new landlady. When Mr Ridley
tastes his pint, he is less than impressed. Unfortunately, Liz forgot to sort
that dodgy pump out early but she works ever so hard to stifle a smile when Tom
announces to a flustered Toyah that he may have to cut off their supply.
Elsewhere, Summer landed herself
in trouble at school after spray-painting a massive unmentionable on the
headteacher’s car as part of a dare. Billy can see she is upset because it is
her late father’s birthday tomorrow, but the stubborn genius won’t admit it.
Foster dad Todd has landed himself in trouble with the law. Earlier, Alya bought
a machine from a dealer, which turned out to be property of the factory before
it was cleared out by Adam Barlow. A business card for Todd and Adam’s business
was found at the premises where she bought it and now the police are very suspicious.
Still, they let him go for the day but are sure to be back in touch soon. As
well as all that, the ostensibly broody Rana finally admitted her feelings of
lust towards Kate, just after accepting Zeedan’s marriage proposal. The nurse
sat and cried about how she may or may not be a lesbian, before Kate decided to
do her “I’m not talking to you” routine which she has been doing to just about
everyone over these last few weeks. No doubt an affair is long overdue. We haven’t
had one in about two months. Oh, and
Mary’s long lost son returned to the country, this time to move onto the Street
permanently, brining his African wife with the Manchester accent with him.
My God, that was a hard one to
review! So much happened but of so little interest. Please stop it with the
ridiculously contrived twists and turns in overblown storylines! Although the
acting in these storylines must be praised, Corrie’s charm is in its smaller
storylines, which are traditionally filled with the camp wit that made Corrie
the institution it is. Maybe Friday's episodes simply fell victim to the curse of their airdate.
As always,
Thanks for reading!
Jordan
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Why install Toyah as landlady only to have her belittled at every turn? The recent scenes with Liz have been excruciating, and now we have Tom Ridley threatening her to stop supplying the Rovers with his beer after barely taking a sip? Totally ridiculous, and where is this all heading? Poor Georgia Taylor must be wondering why she ever returned to Corrie, the writers don't seem to know what to do with Toyah, and it's painful to watch...
ReplyDeletePhelan stole his wife's phone that's how he was able find out who her husband is.
ReplyDeletenJblas,To answer your question about Toyah,I think the point of it is to illustrate that she is not all qualified to be landlady of the Rovers. Recently with Toyah's help,Eva humiliated Maria at her hen do[Liz would never have tolerated that]and keeps Eva on fully aware she knows Eva helped Adam with the factory being robbed alienating punters like the Connors and losing the factory girls as punters because partly thanks to Eva and her need for revenge,they can't afford to buy a pint.
ReplyDeleteWhere is Peter in all this?After making a big deal of him buying the Rovers from Steve,he's more or less has gone AWOL!
I thought Toyah was giving Liz the odious jobs to make her want to quit - since Toyah was too timid to tell her outright that she wasn't wanted. I also figured Liz did some minor tamper with the pump to water down the beer, knowing that Ridley was on his way. Maybe no, maybe yes. Overall, I think Toyah's being an obvious misfit at the Rovers - from her counseling session with the staff to plugging wasabi nuts - is fun. It's the old Toyah in a new form and I'm enjoying her subtle combat with Liz.
ReplyDeleteAs for Daniel, "amateur journalist who is apparently sleeping his way to the top (nothing wrong with that)," I'm curious if you would feel the same way if it was a female character "sleeping her way to the top," especially if she got pregnant along the way.
I have no qualms about anyone sleeping their way to the top, provided they can actually do the job when they get there.
DeleteRe Jude's South African wife with a Manchester accent, I'd initially assumed he'd gone over for work, then met and married a local woman. When she arrived, sounding Mancunian, I just thought they must have already been married and gone to SA together. But as usual we haven't been given the full story. Has Angie ever mentioned her own parents or family?
ReplyDeleteYes, on the first time they all came over it was mentioned her absence was because she'd gone to see her family. Don't think it was said where though
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