Hello! It's just Jordan with a daft little something I've cobbled together this Christmas Eve. I'm sure you're all familiar with the Christmas pop classic 'All I Want for Christmas is You' by Mariah Carey. It's my all-time favourite Christmas song. After rewriting the 12 Days of Christmas last year, I thought I'd have a go at putting a Corrie twist on this one! For some reason, in my head when writing it, I couldn't picture anyone but Gail singing it. Here we go!
I don't want drama this Christmas
That is not something I need
I don't care about the ratings
Send them all to BBC
I just want a happy day
More than I could even say
Make my wish come true
No drama this Christmas, thank you!
I have never had a Christmas
That has been truly happy
Something always seems to happen
To bring festive misery
I don't want to spend this time
Living in a slippery soap
Sudden deaths won’t make me happy
But we all live in foolish hope
I just want to be at home
Sharing chocs with Mrs O
Make my wish come true
No drama this Christmas, thank you
Oooh, Corrie
I won't ask for much this Christmas
I just hope nothing explodes
I 'd rather be at number thirteen
Sharing chocs with Mrs O
I’m not feeling very festive
Don’t want my family arrested
It's about time this soap curse
Was heavily protested
'Cause I just want a quiet night
Flying trams all out of sight
What more can I do
No drama this Christmas, thank you!
Ambulance lights flashing
So brightly everywhere
Fiz has just found out
John’s been having an affair
No more revelations
They give me palpitations
Santa won't you do what we all really need
Won't you please lift the curse from this Street
Oh, I don't want a lot for Christmas
This is all I'm asking for
I don’t wanna have a crisis
I can not take
anymore
Oh I just want be at home
Sharing chocs with Mrs O
Make my wish come true
No drama this Christmas, thank you!
Yes, I know I'm daft!
Thanks for reading! (or singing!)
Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year!
Jordan
xxx
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Sooooooo funny, and yes it's totally Gail. Thanks and Merry Christmas, Jordan!
ReplyDeleteBrilliant! If only that could be true, just once. Not this year though, going by recent events! Happy Christmas 🎅
ReplyDeleteLovely to read this Christmas morning. Merry Christmas all!
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