You must be new here award: Loved the scene with Andy trying to dissuade David from the drugs plan. He didn't think David would actually go through with the threat to tell. He didn't think David would want to hurt his mother. David just snorted with amusement. Later Gail was completely unwilling to think David had anything to do with he and Andy not showing up to the party. You're both new, right?
Workshy award: Sharif would rather bribe the new allotment neighbour with turnips than do the heavy lifting!
Musical Ambiance: Born to Run at the birthday party. I bet Andy wishes he could have run before Callum caught him in the car! "At Last" playing at Gail's sixth wedding reception, after her second and, this time, successful attempt to marry Michael.
Dead Woman Walking. Good grief, that reporter was the spit of Tina McIntyre!
Pants on Fire award: Jenny.
Gentle Award: Lovely, quiet scenes between Roy and his new friend on the allotment, sharing a cuppa and having a chat.
Phantom memories: Jenny reckons Norris is one of those that have long memories, regarding her is what she was implying. But Norris would only ever know of Jenny what Rita told him. He never met her before.
Art is in the eye of the beholder aka snobbery knows no bounds: Roy played right into Sally's snobbery by suggesting the graffiti might actually be crafted by a famed artist.
Lines of the week:
Sally "I have no desire to be down with the house boys"
Nick "Mum always gets wound up before a wedding" (you'd think she would be used to it by now!)
David "Tonight, Matthew, I'm gonna be a junkie!"
Sharif "Why couldn't you have tried to bribe her with a couple of turnips?"
Gail "I'm a cleaner not a hit man for MI5"
David "I hold my hands up, or I would if I could"
Sharif "Sensitivity is my middle name" (you have more than one, then?)
Bethany "That's child abuse, that is." David "Not yet, it isn't"
Bethany "You pick a bloke out of a police line-up and 12 months later they're walking you down the aisle!", David "Classic boy meets girl"
Norris about Michael "I wonder if he'll carry her over the threshold or just jimmy an upstairs window"
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