Sunbed award: Peter's looking like he's spent all summer out on a boat or on a farm, judging from the (natural) tan he seems to have aquired behind bars.
Elephant in the room award: Yep, Deirdre stalled and put off telling Ken all the things he missed until someone else did!
Traveller fail award: Why does everyone think it's great to surprise their loved ones by getting an earlier flight home rather than be met at the airport when they said they were going to be there?
The worm has turned award: Deirdre really told Ken where to go.
Criminal award: Todd is now trying to scam people into thinking they need new roofs. Even if it is Norris, it is still not on.
Crusade award: There's nothing Ken likes more than a challenge. He won't stop until he gets Peter out of jail.
Insensitive Award: Tracy. Pick a date before Peter's trial so he couldn't go even if he was found not guilty!
Cheaters Never Prosper award: Todd. He might have kept the difference of the cheap materials for himself, but it'll come back to bite him.
Return of the Native award: Oh it's so good to see Jim Mack!
Cliche award: Jim McDonald. He even got "The Big Hoose" in with all his other catch phrases! Wonderful!
Stalker award: Neil.
Lines of the week:
Audrey to Gail "There's civil and then there's simpering" (yes you were)
Ken "This place never changes" (You might want to sit down)
Tracy to Deirdre "You're griddling while Rome burns."
Ken to Rob "You've inveigled your way into my house" Tracey "I don't even know what that means but I don't like the sound of it"
Todd "I'm not all empty good looks and effortless charm" (Your not that at all, mate)
Deirdre to Ken "SHUT UP! SHUT UP! SHUT UP!" (Wow, she never would have said that in the old days!)
Audrey about Max "It's just a fancy word for naughty"
Norris "New roof, my Aunt Fanny" and "I might be drawing a pension but I'm not Ga Ga yet"
Sinead "I test it by testing the acidity in the water not by chucking a puppy in the bath"
Peter "I didn't murder Tina. But that don't make me necessarily innocent"
Kirk "MY GIRLFRIEND'S A HYPOCONDRIAC! SOMEBODY DO SOMETHING!"
Doctor "The rash should disappear in a few hours. The hypocondria might be harder to shift"
Jim "Some of my best friends are murderers so they are."
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You missed Lloyd's 'I'm really not that deep, Andrea.' Made me LOL.
ReplyDeleteHe changed his tune quick, didn't he?