Domestic God award: David is cooking, cleaning and making himself very handy at Tina's.Hope against Hope award: Nick thinks Leanne will come back. Gail's not so sure.
Heels dug in award: Tina is one stubborn mare.
The Guilt Button award: Rob used Rita against Tina.
Peas in a Pod award: Tracy thought Rob was The One. Deirdre thinks they're too alike.
Let Down award: Faye was disappointed that Tim and Sally couldn't go to the party. Grace either, so the party was changed.
Cheater award: Beth persuaded Sinead to sew extra knickers so she can win Employee of the Month.
Guilty Granny award: Gail really did a number on Leanne.
Troublemaker award: Grace was absolutely vile this week. You've changed your tune: Gail told Sean she was open minded where gays were concerned. So what about that cobble-fight she had with Eileen a few years back?
Dolly Parton award: Both Gail and Liz? Really?
Lines of the week:
Chesney "Do I look like an idiot?" (No, but you look employed at least)
Rita "I pity Amy" and "It's time to grow up, Tina!"
Liz about Rob "Oh great. Rhett Butler"
Rob "You'd rather I sat back and let you get away with murder?" Tracy "I *have* got away with murder" (and he didn't care!)
Gail "Aren't we part of the same family?" Gloria "Same family, different branch"
David to Rita "Just do what the rest of 'em do. Look the other way" (Awww)
Eileen "Maria did not bark, she howled"
Eileen "The smell of self improvement brings me out in a rash."
Simon to Leanne about Nick "He's up to it, or you're not up to asking"
Sean about Eileen "Bitter. With an added bit of self indulgence"
Amy about a broken broomstick "Me mum will kill me" Tim "No she won't." Sally "You don't know her mother. Then again, it's probably her mother's actual broomstick"
Sally "Funny your name's Grace because you haven't any"
Liz "We are fifty-odd, feisty and fabulous. We do not need a man in our lives!"
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Ya right, Liz. Wait until next week, when you're chasing after who knows who wearing who knows what!
ReplyDeleteSpot on award: Sally immediately has seen through spiteful little Grace and given her what for, pity she hasn’t got the same insight with her loser boyfriend. He is another character that came in as a relatively decent bloke but has been changed into a sponger and a waste of space.
ReplyDeleteHold your hand award: Why did Simon have to be ‘taken’ to the Windbag party anyhow? He is not a toddler, they are neighbours that they know well and live just across the road. No other parents seemed to be there; they would just drop their kids off and pick them up at a later time.
Don’t ruin her award: Jane Danson is one of Frosty’s favourites and one of the best actresses on Corrie. Don’t do character assassination by having her constantly marching around with a bulldog chewing a wasp face ordering everyone around. She is a loving mother to Si, soften her a bit please.
Harry Potter award: David moving the crisp packet in the Rovers.
How did she know award: Liz never met Paul so how can she comment on him?
Kill me now. Listening to the 3 witches screeching out some rendition of whatever it was. OMG was that bad. Even Sean couldn't put on his acting face when he had to join in. Just awful and embarrassing IMO. Deidre was coming into her own and now is just a wino crying about Ken. Eileen I can do without. Constant harping about her love life. Ugh.
ReplyDeleteWho you kidding - Liz 'we don't need men' MacDonald. She'd be on her back in a heartbeat if a good looking bloke (or even a pretty homely one) hit on her.
Gail the cliché queen. Nick says a few home truths and she's just taken aback. What's wrong with you? I'm only trying to help. No reason to be facetious'. David, for years has been a total horror -sending fake BD cards from her dead psycho husband, pushing her down the stairs - even a couple of months back throwing peanuts in her face and calling her all sorts but she waits until she's been caught out keeping a secret from him and tosses him out? What nerve!! Throw Gail out n'all.
I really enjoyed this past week of Corrie.