Pants on Fire award: Tim is pretending to be away for the weekend so he doesn't have to go to Paris.
Rewrite History award. I didn't think Michelle and Carla were like sisters since they were kids. I remember them disliking each other a lot.
Geography Fail award: Antwerp is in neither Switzerland nor France but in Belgium. Peter wins.
Fashion Award: Didn't Peter look sharp?
BFF Award: Dev, at least, is giving Stella good advice. Your life starts now.
Bribery award: Peter took Sean's advice and stocked up on fig rolls. The rep knew what was up.
Bricking it award: David and Kylie both are worried about Nick coming round. Christian couldn't face seeing Hayley, not at first.
Nasty soup award: David really let Kylie have it after a long day of worry about Nick and what he remembers etc. (Me mum always asked did we have Nasty Soup to eat when we'd been bickering amongst ourselves)
Lines of the week:
Eileen seeing Eva and Jason together "Collecting the set, are you?"
Eva about Stella "I'm worried she's going to do something stupid" Gloria "Like buying a leopard print onesie?" (No, Stella, you are no Bet Lynch luvvie)
Kylie to David "Is that burning I can smell, it must be your pants!"
Eileen "Complicated? It's like the last days of Ancient Rome!"
Gloria "I don't want to be here without your mum. Who would I annoy for a start?"
Hayley "Most selfish people pretend that they're not"
Christian "I'm Christian" Anna "They don't do religion"
Stella "The market's even more depressed than I am"
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