This is love?
Actually, no, this is love...
Matchmaker award: Tina gently nudged Rita and Dennis together.
Everyone's a Sherlock award: The police are innundated with "helpful" people giving them tips on who could have done it. And everyone else is nosing around earwigging, sweeping wet pavements, anything to find out any little detail about the investigation.
Technical fail award: Satellite dishes are *receivers* not transmitters. They couldn't possibly muck up the Streetcars radio!
Over the top award: Seriously. Satellite dishes are a third of that size these days. Is Karl hoping to pick up Australia's games too? I think "Tez" sold him a 10 year old dish!
You're not losing your factory, you're gaining one award. Why is Carla so nostalgic about selling the factory? She was going to start up again with Jenny's "massive order"... at least she thought so.
Deja Vu award: Sally got cheated on again!
Deja Vu Deja Vu award: Another dead body in the factory!
Faulty memory award: Carla says, sentimentally, she's got a lot of memories. Dead bodies. Fire. Explosions. Murder. Yes. lots.
Out of character award: Sunita's first trip to a casino and it's with a man that isn't Dev? I'll say this, though, she enjoyed the attention!
Witch hunt award: Black star: It doesn't take much to suspect Lewis of theft. He's got prior but it was too obvious to be him.
Cliche star: The one arrested is never the one that's dunnit.
Moral Compass fail award: Eileen and Paul dining out a few hours after Lesley scalded herself. Yes, Marcus is capable and trained but it really just leaves me creeped out. Someone call Social Services! (Thanks to JB in Canada for reminding me of this one!)
Lines of the Week:
Deirdre to Peter "I've got two words to say to you. Deja. Vu."
Sally to Kevin "You're worth 10 of him (Frank) and that's saying something"
Jenny "Are the workers distraught?" Frank "Not half as distraught as they'll be when I sack them all next week"
Frank to Anne "I've got my life back. I don't need you." (Harsh)
Frank to Leanne "Me and you, we're victims" (Well, you are, for sure!)
Tina "Norris wouldn't welcome a sunny day"
Rita to Dennis "I don't need hearts and flowers. Just a question."
Peter "As an alibi, amnesia really sucks"
Lewis "The jungle drums have been busy."
Sean "Seven long years and almost as many bosses!"
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