Without any piffle, here's the storyline for the week ahead on Coronation Street, all wrapped up nicely in 50 words or less.
Week of Monday 27th February to Friday 2nd March 2012
Simon tells Leanne that Carla's hit him, Frank beds Jenny and turns against Sally, Beth goes after Steve, Peter starts drinking again, Carla tells Peter she's going to sell Underworld to Frank and Nick offers Lewis a job in the Bistro.
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