Undignified award: Gold Star: Sally really made a show of herself. I understand her anger but it really wasn't called for. At least she felt bad after but will she apologise?
Saviour award: Nick managed to get another order for the factory.
Worst Day Ever award: Poor Ches has to go through that funeral and then found out his beloved dog was ill and the eviction letter just topped it off.
Pants on Fire award: Gold Star: Chesney lied to Katy about the rent, the dog and stole the rent money Owen lent them! Chris is still lying to everyone about the tumour and poor Doc Carter is getting it from all sides.
Silver Star: Chris told Doc Carter he isn't a liar.
Logic award: Kirk being sensible about Schmeichel's chances.
Phone Home award: Brian is a dedicated believer of UFOs. Julie's not so sure, especially when it comes to camping on the red rec in winter.
Nosy award: Sean. Lloyd.
Three's a crowd award: Kirsty really hates Tina lurking around the house. Can't say I blame her really. Why didn't she move into the flat she still owns with Jason way back when?
Grow up award: Jason, let me ask you why you could still possibly want a woman when you're 50.
New 'do award: I love Eileen's new look!
Lines of the Week:
Fiz "All I can think about today was how happy we were" (when he wasn't stressing you out about identity theft, kidnappings etc.)
Ches "You keep dog biscuits in your pocket?" Kirk "Yeah, pretty much. You never know when you might need 'em" (Awwww)
Kirk "I was saving up for a cuckoo clock..." (eh?)
Sally "I hate to crack the whip" Eileen "You were born to crack the whip"
Owen "Boys have pets. Men have responsibilities" (Ouch)
Lloyd "My guts are on the floor, I've been betrayed, deceived, stabbed in the heart by the woman I love and my back is killing me!"
Julie "Brian, make love to me. And I promise I'll keep an eye out for any little green men on the bowling green!" Brian "You're a scoffer!!!"
Steve "For awhile there you had it all. You shouldn't be sat her moping, you should be doing the lap of honour!"
Who needs the emergency services award: Paul has the fire service in tandem with the police force at his disposal – so where does he go when Lesley goes missing – yes Eileen’s! And when poor Lesley is found cold and frightened where does he take her – home to familiar surroundings to a hot bath and something to eat – no he takes her to Roys Rolls on Coronation Street where the locals can gawp at her and wonder who she is! I don’t like Paul at all, not sure what it is about him and I don’t like this story, is Eileen such a desperado?
ReplyDeleteFlaming cheek award: Chris taking his flaming family to shack up in Jason’s flat when “he couldn’t afford much rent”. JOG ON!! This tiresome story must be coming to an end this week – P L E A S E!
Tiresome quarrel award: Kirsty is yet another one that Tina the Belligerent has fallen out with. Why is Tina still even living with Tyrone – another one to JOG ON! The character of Tina really has been exhausted now in terms of relevance and is obviously kept on just for her looks.
Unforgiveable Award: How nasty and spiteful was Sally at Stape’s funeral. I cannot believe anyone could behave in that awful way – of course it all stems from the fact that she fancied Stape at the beginning and was spurned for Rosie – hell definitely hath no fury…………
Non Tear Jerker Award: Sorry but I just feel this Schmeikel storyline is very contrived, you could almost hear them shouting “cut” in one scene. Badly produced and badly acted I am afraid.
Magic Touch Award: Nick suddenly rings and old friend and the faktry is brought back from the brink – just silly I am afraid. The faktry is just so stuck in three decades ago it’s becoming a joke.
Tina has turned into a skank who needs to get off the show and take Tommy with her.
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