Taking for granted award: Gold Star: One shag and Kevin is back to leaving laundry for Sal to do and thinking all is forgiven. Wrong. Flowers and wine are a bit late in the game.
Bleach my brain award: Sophie wasn't too happy about the image of her parents having sex.
Biology fail award: Steve figures his swimmers are gold medal winners. No. It's one egg divided or two eggs that fertilized.
Bolt out of the blue award: Stunned Stars: Tracy is having twins! Steve kissed Tracy!
Boomerang award: Gold star: Peter... yet again visits Carla. Does he tell Leanne? Does he heck.
One Upmanship award: Gold Star: Yes Chris, you are competing with Lloyd. Don't think we can't see it.
Master Manipulator award: Gold Star: Chris again for pretending there's not much hope re his health. Tears and everything.Silver Star: Tracy has obviously not changed. and.. Steve You Moron!
Patronising award: Fluffy Star: Rosie means well but helping Eileen with her dating site entry isn't.
Fashionably ironic: Tracy's tshirt says "I'll lock you up" At least she knows what she's talking about.
Lines of the Week:
Deirdre to Eileen "Did you get sick with Jason?" Eileen "Mainly after he moved Rosie in"
Sally "I'm sorry Kevin, but you're not THAT good"
Bill to Kevin "Rule 1. You do not take them for granted. Rule 2. You DO not take them for granted. It's a hanging offence!"
Maria "Is there anything more boring than golf?" Tracy "Dev talking about golf"
Deirdre "Granny Blanche always said if she saw another stork coming, she'd shoot it and eat it!"
Sylvia "At all times maintain dignity"
Sophie to Sian "I love you and I'd never, ever, ever want to screw that up" (Phrase of Doom, there folks)
Aww wasn't it nice to see Sally's drama discussed over a narsecuppatea with Rita? Real old fashioned Corrie, is that!
The If you could bottle it it would make billions award: The special something that makes decent nice looking blokes pursue middle aged, unattractive, miserable old cows that only happens in soaps or in dreams.
ReplyDeleteAbysmal acting award: Kate Ford really is awful, why on earth did they renew her contract when they could have cast someone else.
Weatherfield General Award: There is not a week that goes by without at least one visit to the Hospital. Has Phil Collinson got some cheap sets sold off from The Royal I wonder?
Manchester Tourist Board Award: Where on earth were those scenes filmed with Tracy and Steve by the canal, litter and graffiti everywhere, very tatty.
For The Love of God Who Cares Award: Now we have the vile Chris and his fake tears and lies. JUST GO!
Haha love the awards tvor
ReplyDeleteWeatherfield = Salford and the canal areas are exactly like that.
ReplyDeleteHow did Sally expect for Kevin to react. If you dont want to get back with someone, you dont jump into bed with them. Its all her fault for stringing him along.
ReplyDeleteFrosty - Weatherfield is Salford, not Manchester. Two very different cities in their own right.
ReplyDelete"The If you could bottle it it would make billions award: The special something that makes decent nice looking blokes pursue middle aged, unattractive, miserable old cows that only happens in soaps or in dreams".
ReplyDeleteExactly what I thought Frosty, it's nearly as bad as the fit looking binman going for Janice. As if, that's all I can say!