Desperation trumps Christianity award: Gold Star: So much for Thou Shalt Not Steal. But she paid for that sin, didn't she!? £20,000 worth.
Julia Childs she's not award: Charred Star: Why would we ever think that Kylie would know one end of a kitchen (or barbeque) from the other?
Get a new solicitor award: Why on earth to Corrie solicitors allow police to harangue their clients?
Platt Party hell: I do so enjoy Platt family meals. They are always so entertaining when things blow sky high!
Privacy Award: Sneaky Star: Like the busy cafe is *so* much more private for a confidential conversation than the middle of the street.
Monkey in the middle award: David really is getting his loyalties pulled from top to toe.
Reincarnation award: Spooky star: Even Nick can see that Gail is turning into Ivy Tilsley!
Deirdre's pottery talents aren't getting any better are they?
Lines of the week:
David "Me mam loves a good moan, it's one of her five a day"
Gail "Everyone's innocent until proved guilty" Sean "Yes and that doesn't mean by her neighbours"
Audrey "Goodness sakes, this is like shopping bags at dawn!"
Karl "Eva, put the Diva back in the box" (Nice one)
Sylvia about Hope "Father a raving looney and a mother behind bars"
Frosty's awards:
ReplyDeleteWhy is he still there award: Mark, what is the point of him and what does he bring? Just his silly rictus grin and bouffant hair. A totally pointless character in my opinion that should have left with Claudia.
Keep your neb out award: Peter means well but it’s up to Leanne to deal with finding her real mother after 30 years in the way she thinks fit and he shouldn’t keep interfering and meeting with Stella behind Leanne’s back, it’s really none of his business.
Easy Peasy £20k fraud award: No bank would send all the details in one letter about opening an internet account and transferring money or anyone, like the postie, who intercepted the letter could do it.
Moron of the year award: Sophie - I am wondering if she is actually the full shilling? She seems so slow on the uptake and two sandwiches short of a picnic most of the time, got slung out of college and can’t even hold a job down pricing groceries. How could she think what she was doing was right even if it ‘wor’ for God? I think even drippy whining Sian has had enough of her. She really is the thickest thickie in thickdom.
The Stevie Wonder Award: All the Barlows apart from Tracy are quick to blindly jump to creepy James’ defence without questioning anything but they hardly know him or anything about him, he turned up out the blue expecting board and lodging. I just really hope Dennis is not in on his little scam.
Had enough of her award: After its gone quiet with Becky thank the lord now we are getting Fiz in our faces every episode. Sick of it, I never really disliked Fiz but am beginning to now. Why do they overkill characters? Give us a rest from her whining, rabbit in headlights expression and self pity please!
Why is she there award: I know Kylie is an opportunist little madam but why IS Maria living in the salon flat with Liam and Kirky, when she has bags of money, from the sale of Ladsrags and the sale of her house to Div? David and Kylie should move in there to give Gail a bit of peace if nothing else.
I have found both Claudia and Mark a little boring although, I did find Claudia a little more acceptable. I just cannot make head nor tail with the Mark story, and it spoils the type of person that Audrey always has been. They've made her turn from upper class to common as muck. However, I did really enjoy watching Norris get a cake shoved in his face. I would love to see Chesney do something again the next time he hears Norris moan about Fiz. What about Norris getting a creame horn plonked upside down on his head next time by Chesney, and Roy asks 'I hope you are paying for that cake Chesney?' and Roy's mother replies 'Well I hope so, Norris is making a habit of taking our cakes without paying for them and the next time he does that, I think I'll have to call the police'.
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