Friday, 17 June 2011

Tommy and Kylie launch strip club on Coronation Street

There's a Coronation Street spoiler in today's Sun that says Tommy Duckworth and Kylie Platt luanch a strippers' agency on Coronation Street. And their first task is to provide a bloke for a hen night.

The paper says that Kylie comes up with the idea after she's sacked for nearly destroying Audrey's hairdressing business by carrying out dodgy holistic therapies. She soon persuades jobless Tommy to help her run the agency - and they find demand for both male and female strippers quickly takes off.

Kylie's new husband David is devastated that she is involved in the "sex trade", especially with a hunk like Tommy. But he gets used to the idea when the profits start rolling in. The problem, however, is finding people willing to take their kit off - so they make Jason Grimshaw an offer he can't refuse.  Jason's girlfriend, Rosie Webster, isn't amused - so she decides to join him by offering her own services to Tommy and Kylie.
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10 comments:

  1. Frosty the Snowman17 June 2011 at 08:49

    Tacky in the extreme with pouting and postering and dumbass acting from Rosie and gormless Jason. Do we really just want to see youngsters with their clothes off? - this is just not Coronation Street. Definitely time for a new producer.

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  2. zz17 June 2011 at 10:23

    Yeah I like this idea. I like the idea of Kylie and Tommy teaming up. Sounds like a fun plot. Corrie's really picking itself up after the bad February-April.

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  3. Anonymous17 June 2011 at 10:36

    Yeah i like this aswell. Even if they ended up together I could see that. Also like this storyline. Should be a good laugh

    Mike

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  4. Looney Baloon17 June 2011 at 10:51

    Ideal candidate is Cherl the lap dancing stripper but she is leaving. I dont think much of the idea, all sounds a bit sordid to me. More a story for Hollyoaks rather than Corrie

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  5. Anonymous17 June 2011 at 12:11

    I do like the idea even though I've filed it under "plot's the Sun has invented that will not happen"!!!

    There is some good comedy potential here if Rosie gets booked at a lesbian do that Sophie is at for instance!!

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  6. Anonymous17 June 2011 at 12:24

    Who in their right mind would pay money to see Tommy naked???

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  7. abbyk17 June 2011 at 15:06

    Oy.Vey.Iz.Mir!

    And from where are they going to run this little venture, Gail's kitchen?

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  8. Anonymous18 June 2011 at 03:27

    That gal Rosie must've paid a bundle for those accessories; she certainly likes to have them popping out of her dress whenever she can. What a repulsive photo and cheap storyline; definitely note Corrie.

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  9. Llywela18 June 2011 at 08:35

    First thought: groan and eye roll.

    Second thought: it could be quite funny, I suppose, depending on how it plays out...

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  10. Anonymous18 June 2011 at 21:35

    WTF happened to Gail? I cannot see for one second her putting up with this. Has she been put out to pasture? She has no job so why is she not at home anymore and only there as a prop for Kylie and David to throw insults at.

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