Coronation Street weekly awards: January 3 - 7

Sisters are doin' it for themselves: I love it when Rosie and Sophie are sweet to each other.

One lies and the other swears to it award: Gail and David are going to give each other an alibi...just in case!

Toady award: Audrey's on the phone with a "Lady" and the other stylist stays to listen instead of working on the client, leaving Audrey and Marc to cool your jets. I hope Claudia hasn't set her up. He seems a nice fellow.

Wrong Place Wrong time award: Gold Star: Steve caught with blood on his hands
Silver Star: Tyrone getting caught in the middle of Sally and Sophie and the War of the Websters.

You're whinging to the converted: Gold Star: Sally has the nerve to tell Tyrone *her* whole world is falling apart? *Hers?* Do you remember who you're talking to?

Tool Time: John the Tool Man is getting pretty comfortable with that hammer!

Kiss of Life award: Gold Star: Tracy woke up after Amy kissed her.

Smug award: Sally letting Kevin believe whatever he wanted.

Hypocrite award: Gold Star: Kevin of course. But Sally's right up there too with the...
Silver star. The pair of them are as bad as each other. I cheered when Sophie told them off!

Pull yourself together lad award: Gold Star: Gary freaked out at being locked in a small dark place.
Silver Star: John is wracked with guilt

Style award of the week: Baby Jack's snowsuit with animal feet!

Lines of the week:
Sally to Sophie: "All them fine words and sermons we had to listen to and now you're wallowing in sin like there's no tomorrow!"
Becky: "Did you do it?" Steve: "Did you?" (sorted, neither of them did)
Gail to David: "I have to ask " David: "No... did you?" (Sorted, neither of them either)
Rosie about Tracy: "For crimes against fashion she deserves a slap!"

Mary to the cops: "It was a very long time ago and I haven't touched a chainsaw since!!" (So *that's* why she was looking so guilty! HAHAHA!)
Fiz: "If my mum was on her last legs she'd steal somebody else's" (True, that!)
Kevin: "At least I thought I was in love with Molly, you cheated through spite!" (you weren't in love at first, it was pure lust)
Owen about Gary: "He is unstable, he assaulted me and he's trained to kill" (Well, I can understand his concern this time around)
Sally: "I might let him stew a bit longer" Eileen: "I find the longer you cook a stew, the tastier it gets!"