Silver Star: Charlotte introduced Colin John as her fiance!
Hitting the wall award: Tie: Tyrone and Molly's marriage is over.
Nick asked Leanne to marry him.
The Witch is Back award: Gold star: Carla was in one miserable mood! She left no stitcher unscathed. Mind you, don't blame her for giving them hell after they started to rib her about the drink driving charge.
Instigator award: Gold Star: Carla sending Ken to the bar to discover Nick and Leanne
Silver Star: Jim certainly enjoys winding up Owen and look where it got him! But Owen seems to have got the hump too. (But no Liz in town for the 50th week???)
Rock and a hard place award: Stony Star: Ken... should he tell Peter and risk him drinking? or keep the secret? Really, now that Leanne knows he knows, it's none of his business. Let Leanne deal with it.
He's not just a pub owner award: Sloshed star: Owen needs to drive Steve to the hospital? Doesn't Steve own a cab firm?
Fashion award of the week: Sean's knitted hat!
Fashion Don't of the week: Fiz is now the proud owner of the unrealistic fake baby bump.
John to Fiz "After tonight, Colin will be out of our lives forever" (Sez you?)
Sally about Carla "She's like a demented lion tamer!"
Molly to Kevin "You've made your position clear. You don't want us and we don't want your guilt money!"
Sally "You!? Volunteering to take *me* shopping? There's definitely something wrong with yer dad!" (Guilt money?)
Charlotte "Why should i be stuck here along with ugly, bitter thoughts?" (because you're an ugly, bitter woman!)
Ken "I think I know when two people are having an affair" Deidre "Well you should do, you've had enough experience!"
Deirdre to Ken "Who hasn't asked for a second chance?" (point!)
Owen to Jim "The trick is knowing which pubs you're not welcome in" (and Jim's not stupid, so he isn't!)
John "Who said size isn't everything!?" Katy "I don't know but I bet it were a bloke!"
Peter "It's going to take more than Nick Tilsley to steal you away from me!"
There were Phrases of Doom all over the place, weren't there? Carla saying a lot can happen in a week and Peter saying how happy he is etc. I shudder.
OK, I still don't get why Stape is such a woman magnet. Rosie, Sally, Charlotte...someone needs to explain his appeal to me. Before he went psycho he was a nice enough fella but nothing to get obsessed over.
ReplyDeleteDid anyone notice that Charlotte was listed as J Brodie in Stapewick's phone? I presume that is a reference to Miss Jean Brodie, a dominating, control-freak spinster schoolteacher.
ReplyDeleteLol well spotted Rachel. I imagine John set that up so Fiz wouldn't suspect!
ReplyDeleteYes, I did notice that Charlotte was "J Brodie" on Stape's phone! Wasn't laugh out loud funny but it did raise a smile.
ReplyDeleteI also wonder why Mr Stape is such a magnet for the ladies.
I liked the bigamist moment! I like Stape and can see his appeal(apart from when he bumps people off wittingly or unwittingly).
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