Brick wall award: Rocky star: Claire is unmoving and is leaving Ashley high and dry and doesn't seem upset at all.
Napoleon award: Gold Star: Nick is dreaming of a global empire.
Sneaky award: Gold Star: Kevin nicking the baby's dummy to get an instant DNA award. You gotta love the express timelines on telly.
Darth Vader award: Death Star (obviously!): Kevin ... "I am your father, Jack!"
Proud Daddy award: Gold Star: Awww isn't Tyrone over the moon about that baby? Bless! And isn't that a cute baby?
Sad Sack award: Grumpy Star: Poor Ashley is very down in the dumps over his marriage taking a crash.
Passed over again award: Bitter Star: Sally's face fell to the floor when she found out Michelle is the new Assistant Manager Trainee.
Hokey award: Paper star: Letters cut out of magazines for a threat note? In this day and age of technology? Seriously?
Inventive tapas name: Gold Star: Eggy Thump (Ha!)
Lines of the week:
Molly to Pam: "Nothing's going to happen" (Oh crap, Phrase of Doom alert.)
Pam to Kevin: "If you can't play at being Godfather at least act like a man." (Yay Pam.)
Liz: "Unlike you, some of us have standards." (Wha?)
Nick: "First binmen, now barmaids."
Sophie: "I'll be your lickle baby forever."
Janice: "You've never stitched a pair of knickers in your life." Michelle: "Maybe not but I wear 'em." Janice: "That's not what I heard." Michelle: "I heard you've never taken yours off. Still, no demand, no supply." (Touche!)
Kevin to Sally: "There's no brain big enough to take in everything you witter about."
Sally: "Walk in a straight line." Sophie: "Mum, I'm a lesbian. I don't do anything straight."