Fat Brenda joins the Coronation Street blog

Fat Brenda's Cream Horn

Hello my loves, my name is Fat Brenda and I work nights at Street Cars. I've worked in Weatherfield for years and I can give you the inside view on everything that's going on down here on the cobbles.

What exactly is wrong with Eddie's hand and why does he limp?
Where does Lloyd buy his shirts from?
What does Steve actually do when he comes into the office?

I can answer all these questions and many more besides, I get to hear it all sat at this desk.

My hobbies include gin, Dunhill cigarettes and cakes, although not from Roy's; for one thing they're a bit past their best and the factory lot have usually demolished them by ten thirty.

The story that everyone's been talking about, apart from that Cropper wedding I didn't get invited to, is the Webster girl running away - not the slutty one, when she runs away it usually means she's holed up in an attic somewhere. Wherever the young Webster girl is I only hope she's packed some sandwiches and taken that lovely friend of hers, thick as thieves the pair of them!

I'll be writing during my night shifts at Street Cars so enjoy them and welcome to the world of...