Over on eBay there's a Coronation Street Jack Duckworth outfit for sale. Not the string vest and dressing gown look, this one's a bit more polished.It's quite fun and if you're going to a fancy dress party, it could be the outfit that's right up your, er, Street.
Comes complete with Rovers Return apron, a flat cap, taped black glasses and yes, a pigeon.
Have a look at it here.