There's a good Coronation Street spoiler in The Star that says Carla Connor takes her date with Trevor the binman one step beyond. Yup, she's going to bed the binman.Apparently, the taboid-speak is that Carla's going to have an "X-rated romp with sexy binman Trevor Dean". And you know where Trevor should have been when he was in bed with Carla? Only having a fish and chip supper with Janice in the flat. When Trevor tells Carla this, her reply is: "Let's get this right. Instead of your fish and chips with Janice, you had a wild night of passion with me. Correct me if I'm wrong here Trev, but most people would call that a result!"
Depends on the quality of the fish and chips, surely?
Hmm Carla or chips? Carla or chips? Reminds me of this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ksmb6iwPZYo
ReplyDeleteThe chips don't fight back or nag you laters on. I'd opt for the chips...it's pure love to the last fatty, satisfying, delicious calorie...
ReplyDeleteCarla and no chips?
ReplyDeleteOr chips and no Carla?
Is this a trick question? Fried starch over the acid drop, every time!
chips first then carla yummie
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