Fashion award of the week: Gold Star: Tyrone in the pinnie. And nothing else.
Foot in mouth award: Kirk. Letting the cat out of the bag about the prison wedding.
Sister Act of the week: Rosie and Sophie. Lovely scenes between the gurls talking about love and Jesus and fat chicks on the music videos and later in the wake of the break-up, Sophie supporting Rosie! And, of course, the pair of them bickering and insulting each other.
Not quite comforting enough award: Kirk... Something comforting is not: "It'll probably come out in the wash."
In Your Face award followed by Egg On Your Face: Rosie and the moving-in scheme ending up by being unceremoniously and very publically dumped by Luke and then publicly dumped on her backside at the party. The cheers were heard across the land.
The Long and Winding Road (... that leads... to your door....) right next door as it happens. "Au Resevoir!" (That was Kirk, btw)
Lines of the Week:
Tyrone: "There is nothing sexy about getting under a Volvo...commando!" (Nor under a pinnie if Molly's stifled reaction was any judge).
Becky about Liz and Michelle: "They're like a couple of Pussycat Trolls" (how Becky is that?)
Blanche to Peter: "There's only one target here and it's a drunken bigamist who can't open his mouth for lying."
Norris: "My mother worshipped me and now I know why."
Rosie: "I'm just a joke!" (what was your first clue!) and... "I'm really low maintenance!" (uh huh)
Rita: "I think it's time I swam in Lake Me!"
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