Thursday, 6 August 2009

Rosie Webster strips off again

Viewing figures must have shot through the roof when Rosie Webster appeared on Corrie in her corset, because they're making her strip off again and this time she'll be even saucier, says The Star.

The paper says that Helen Flanagan, who plays Rosie, will strip down to Agent Provocateur undies, including stockings and suspenders, in a saucy story­line to be screened next month.

Rosie will spy Luke Strong getting intimate with Michelle Connor on the balcony of his flat. She rushes home and puts on high heels and her most revealing lingerie, concealing it all under a coat. As Luke and Michelle continue to snog on the balcony, Rosie confronts them. And after trading insults with Michelle she whips off her coat to reveal her curves and asks: “Is your temperature rising, Luke?” Michelle tells her: “Put it away, Rosie, and try to have some dignity.”

Dignity + Rosie Webster = Does. Not. Compute.

See also: In praise of Rosie Webster's cleavage

9 comments:

  1. Oh for goodness sake, she is such a flippin' slut!

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  2. Oh gawd, how terribly cringe-worthy! I keep waiting for Rosie Webster to grow out of this skanky phase, and mature a bit. At least tone down the ego a bit. Someone needs to serve this girl a big slice of humble pie!

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  3. John Stape really should have clubbed her to death instead of just keeping her in the attic. That would have saved us both "Rosie in her bra" storylines and Fizz's general bleating.

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  4. Nurse Florence Ganderpoke6 August 2009 at 22:24

    Slut! Definitely, put it away. I was also hoping that John Stape had murdered her and buried her under his gran's patio.

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  5. Everyone is always so down on Helen/Rosie. She's so young. It's the adults who have been exploiting her for the last few years that should be criticized. They are the real villains.

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  6. I, for one, welcome our new nubile nymphomaniac rulers.

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  7. @ Bill Niblick: LOL, I'm sure tonnes of people share your opinion!

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  8. Yes, i'm sure lots of men sat at home will welcome the scenes. I on the other hand can't bear her over-flirtatious, ingratiatingly so, way of going about 'seducing'.

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  9. Nurse Florence Ganderpoke7 August 2009 at 08:54

    I'm not "down" on Helen, it's her character I can't stand. Most of us do realise it's only a soap. :D

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