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Sunday 7 December 2014

Corrie Weekly Awards for Dec. 1 - 5

Signage Win: Ken walking Eccles in front of this sign!

Patience of a Saint award: Alya is doing well not snapping Sally's head off as Sally "trains" her on middle management and office skills.

Me Me Me award: Tracy believes Carla is intent on destroying her life. Todd: That little scar is hardly a horrible disfigurement.

Fussy award: Tim doesn't know what he wants for his tea but he's very particular about what he doesn't want.

Shout out to the past: Tracy brought up Ken and Mike Baldwin's feud.

Vendetta fail: Tracy threw things around and broke a few things, but a better revenge would have been to sabotage the sewing machines.

Classy dame award: Carla saving face for Tracy in the pub after what she'd done and then paid off the debt, more for Michelle admittedly but, still...

Pigs fly award: Tracy said thank you to Carla.

New on telly this winter: Tarantulas in Bananas! (sounds like a kids' show!)

Fashion Wow! Sinead scrubs up well, doesn't she?

Coming down in the world award: Yasmeen wants to buy Number 6 which is not nearly as nice as the house we saw them in before. Plus, ok, buy it, but she didn't say anything about selling the one they had. That could take months! Oh wait. It's a soap. It'll all be done and dusted by Christmas.

Lines of the week:
Tony about Tracy "I know. She kills men she doesn't like"
Tracy about Carla "She's destroyed Peter, she's destroyed Rob and now she's trying to destroy me!"
Kevin "Do I look like a throw type?" Sophie "It's either that or Spongebob Squarepants!"
Tim "I Don't want to blow a pie on what could be a perfectly nice day! It would be a waste!"
Carla to Michelle "Give over, you're practically dribbling!" (over the gorgeous masseur)
Beth about Sally "She's like Captain Bligh with a clipboard"
Owen "I might be called Armstrong but I'm no flamin' Hercules"
Sally about the sofa "Looks like Mick Jagger's blowin' a flamin' raspberry!"
Sharif "What's Santa got to laugh about?" Kal "He only works one day a year, for starters"
Tim as Sally's suggestion that Craig and Faye are dating "She's far too young for that malarky" (Phrase of Doom, my man!)
Billy "It's allowed, if not exactly celebrated"



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3 comments:

Humpty Dumpty said...

Many good things to look forward to in the new year except ... The Windarms will dominate our screens with Katy leaving, Owen's ex reappearing and him leaving, who-knows-what with Izzie, Faye's pregnancy and probably a Gary/Alya story. More stuff for Anna to wring her hands over, and she will deal with it all herself. Anna has a martyr syndrome and, just like meeting these people in real life, eventually you want nothing more to do with them. Get rid.

Anonymous said...

Ah yes ...entire Windarm clan should take their annoying selves and blow...so tired of them...they are not funny, dramatic, compelling in any way...such uninteresting characters with such an abundance of lukewarm storylines that keep making you scratch your head and ask ...do I actually care what happens to this?

Sally has never been middle management so how would she know to train anyone else? Mm never had coffee making responsibilities last time I was in an office setting. And Alya doesn't strike me as patient so much as secretly laughing at Sally.

Yasmeen and husband are loaded. They have the bucks to open their own Community Centre they named after a deceased daughter in law then have also the dosh to scoop up a council flat on auction without releasing their posh house.

Anonymous said...

I admit that I have a secret kink for Vicars... that means for once in the history of ever, I'm actually (somewhat) jealous of Sean!

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