I'm really loving these online episodes of Ken and Deirdre's Bedtime Stories. Episode five is now live on the official ITV Coronation Street website. Watch it here.

Ken doesn't want Deirdre to throw the alarm clock at him again for waking her up in the night. He's had a few drinks and asks Deirdre if they can swap sides of the bed so he can be close to the loo. Deirdre's world falls apart.

Written by Jonathan Harvey.  But never mind all that. Has Ken put the bins out yet?