Sunday, 18 April 2010

Weekly Corrie awards, April 11 - 16

I married my mother award: Gold Star: Steve. Does anyone else think Becky's new hair looks a lot like Liz's current style?

I want to go back to jail award: Iron star: Stape of course. (Kidnapping wasn't bad enough, let's try identity theft.)

Shallow crisis du jour award: Tin star: Rosie flouncing because her fella wasn't a footballer after all.

High Noon award: Gold Star: Rita and Audrey glaring daggers at each other and sniping insults.

Irony of the week award: Bryan, Stapid's boss urging him to "just be himself."

Ordinary but sexy award: Gold Star: Jason! (Personally, I'd choose Trevor)

Desperation isn't pretty award: Gold Star: Natasha salivating and babbling after Nick
Silver Star: Graeme persuing Natasha and Rosie.

Well that didn't work out as planned: Beer Star: Graeme. Being spontaneous with both Rosie and Natasha at the same time! Oops. Just call him the Master.

Idiot award: Gold Star: Stapid...(for many things but in particular, your new boss comes to visit, drinks two bottles of wine with you and you let him drive home???)

Lines of the Week:
Michelle to Ryan: "Is this connected to the mood I see before me?"
Stape: "What harm would I be doing?" (Doh)
Deirdre: "It can't be easy for Fiz living with someone that's never satisfied." Ken: "I won't ask you how you know that."
Michelle: "Did you eat your mam out of house and home?" Graeme: "No, I set fire to it"

4 comments:

seapenguin said...

First thing I said when I saw Becky's new hi-maintenance 'do was, blimey she looks like Liz!! also struck me as odd re. the dangerously boozing boss - I assume he MUST have been driving, as he'd said on the phone "I'll be there in 20 minutes!" unless he staggered over to Streetcars and got a taxi of course.

Tvor said...

I know and John never said anything about sending him to Streetcars or calling a cab. Highly negligent.

Roy Rolls said...

Pretty negligent to have allowed him to have come to the house in the first place! Leaves all kind of loopholes open for Stape-wick to be found out, why didnt he just meet him in town?

seapenguin said...

How's about the plot thickening thusly ('scuse me, I've not had much sleep!) - annoyingly pushy boozing boss finds out about Stape-wick's real identity, and starts blackmailing him? eh? eh?! Stape then has to "do away with him" - adding to his already horrendous crime list?! well, things are dire enough already, why not just go the whole hog and have a murder?

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