Corrie weekly awards for March 1 - 5

Almost as good as a Steve gurn: Skewed Star: Dev.

He just can't help himself: Gold Star: Ciaran. Liz... Sunita... you name her...
Silver Star: Dev. He could jump to conclusions for England when he isn't leaping ahead of himself.

Stitching up award: Gold Star, Weatherfield PD. I know there's circumstantial evidence, but have they ever heard of handwriting experts?

Your beak is stuck in again award: Gold Star: Norris gossiping about murderous loan sharks and Gail being questioned.
Silver Star: George. He really doesn't have the right to keep Simon from his father. Peter wasn't drunk, just angry.

Comedy chuckle of the week: Giggly star: Seems Kirk and Graeme both got taken by a gal named Candy, 20 quid for a cab and each other's phone number.

Drama Queen award: Gold Star: Norris turning 70, grumbling about his naff presents.

Evil Beeyatch award: Gold Star: Kelly. For sabotaging Teresa. It didn't work, though, Carla believed Teresa and Fiz's story so Teresa finally has a job... on the Street like everyone else.

Why didn't they show it? award: Wooly Star: Dev getting stuck in a jumper.
Reg Holdsworth retro award: Norris in a toupee! (Remember Maureen burning Reggie's rug?)

Lines of the Week:
Graeme: "Thanks for ringing, Candy!" Kirk: "That's ok"
Steve: "There are some things you don't want in your head. And your mum molesting someone half her age is one of them."
Norris about Gail: "If there is such a thing as Karma, she must have been very wicked in her past lives"
Copper about Gail: "Let's bring her in!"
Norris about Gail: "Another chat? They're not going to break out the Garibaldis, they've hauled her in for questioning. She didn't go willingly, either, I thought they were going to haul out the tasers!"
Trev to Norris: "If I told you where to put your bin, would you do it?
Mary: "Any news of Gail?" Emily: "No. Just the old news. Recycled. Endlessly"